MAY I BE THE FIRST TO WISH YOU ...

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In the year which now begins, may you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S.May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides and your cholesterol not rise.May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.May you have good friends, including a doctor who keeps you out of the hospital, a lawyer who keeps you out of court, and an accountant who keeps you out of jail.May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse or your hair dresser.May we discover civilized life on Mars, and may we also discover civilized life on Earth.HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!