Guest guest Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Feghoot? What the heck is that? Feghoots are Fun in the Pun! S. Joan Popek Ferdinand Feghoot made his debut in the " Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction " as the star of the series, " Through Time and Space with Ferdinand Feghoot " for years. Ferdinad was brought to life by Reginald Bretnor (1911-1992) under the pen name, Grendel Briarton. These short-short science fiction stories all ended with a pun. Hence, short stories ending with a PUNchline, became known as Feghoots. Okay, that's the history. So what are they really? A true Feghoot is typically a science fiction short-short story under usually around 300 words but can be stretched to about 500 or so ending in a funny pun that elicits a chuckle or a groan from the reader. They have been referred to as " shaggy dog " stories and (for obvious reasons) " groaners. " You know the type. Feghoots are the kind of stories you hear at the bar as you giggle into your martini. Over the years, the genre has faded, and today a Feghoot doesn't necessarily have to be science fiction. Mark Rapacioli, Editor of PLANET RELISH E-ZINE says, " A Feghoot isn't just a short-short story with a joke at the end. A Feghoot is a short-short story that ends in a very groan-worthy pun. " A Feghoot is a complete story though, not just a joke. Like flash fiction, it must have a plot (however thin), characters, a beginning, middle and end, and the ideal Feghoot will give clues during the story that make guessing the punch line more fun. One of the most famous puns is attributed to Dorothy when during a word challenge, she was given the word " horticulture " and challenged to turn it into a phrase. She blurted, " You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. " Feghoots are stories ending in puns which are frequently Spooneristic, but not always. You can use " the switch, " (turning a well known phrase or proverb into a pun) not a Spoonerism. " Okay, Ms. Smarty Pants. " you might think. " So what does Spooneristic mean? " Reverend Archibald Spooner(1844-1930)who taught at Oxford University often inadvertently mixed up his words and phrases. The name " Spoonerism " came from his last name. One of the most famous examples of his twisted tongue was when he toasted the Queen during a Royal visit. Raising his glass, he said, " To our queer old Dean " That's a Spoonerism! To make an intentional Spoonerism, you interchange the two sounds from the beginning of two different words/syllables like " Jelly Beans " could become " Belly Jeans " (okay, I'm reaching here, folks, but you get the idea). When you exchange the sounds, if you are writing them, you would spell the new word correctly. For instance, Isaac Asimov loved puns, and one of his best (in my opinion) is, " A Niche in time saves Stein. " This Feghoot is a great example of Spoonerism & the pun combined. Notice how the spelling of " stitch " and " Nine " are corrected from the original " A stitch in time saves nine " adage. You can also make a Spooner with one word that has two or more syllables, but that's a lot tougher. So, now that you have been bored silly with my explanation of what a Feghoot is, the burning question is, " Can you write one? " (There is a method to my madness--boring you silly is a trick to shift your mind into punster mode, and hopefully it drove you to the liquor cabinet for a refill to even more enhance your creative abilities for this little challenge.) Feghoots challenge your vocabulary and help you learn to make every word count in your writing just like flash fiction does because of the word limits > > " They won't even shed their boots > > For a guy who love feghoots " > > > >>From a guy who IS a " feghoot " -- just what are you > thinking when you > > post stuff like that, Bill? Do you think your > humor trumps common > > sense? This is a public forum; that means A LOT > of people WHO ARE NOT > > ALL LIKE YOU read this. > > > > I am so pissed off at you for your smartass > bullshit I can't even > > think straight (HAA HAA HAA EVEN A FEGHOOT CAN > MAKE JOKES). > > > > I have to seriously rethink participating in this > forum. I don't feel > > particularly " welcome " anymore. Thanks, Bill, for > opening my eyes. > > > > Why don't you moderate. > > > > Dirk > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Please visit the Zapper homepage at > > http://www.ZapLife.org > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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