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joke is sexual in nature......

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they findthat they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off thelights (because they can't see each other using sign language).After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wifeproposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simplesignals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reachover and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex,reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Greatidea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penisone time.""And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis......fifty times"

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