You can't get a girl with a pun

[Guest guest]

I'm quick with a retort

With hardly any real thought

And I'm always having lots of fun

But my witty little answer

Is like a fatal cancer

Oh you can't get a girl with a pun.

When I'm at a keyboard

Successes I record

And I do it every sun to sun

But when my jokes are talking

I find I soon am walking

Oh you can't get a girl with a pun

With a pu-un, with a pu-un,

Oh you can't get a girl with a pun.

If I tried to write

Something cute and bright

You'd have a poem when the job was done

But my words to the lovelorn

Are treated just like bad porn

Oh you can't get a girl with a pun

And you can't grab a dame with a name that's a game

Oh you can't get a girl with a pun.

I'm suave and debonair

When I'm just standing there

Having shaved with my Remington

But I might as well have stubble

With my entendres double

Oh you can't get a girl with a pun.

Cool guys in sunglasses

Are always out with lasses

Inside the house or in the summer sun

But girls think he's for the birds

If he only plays with words

Oh you can't get a girl with a pun.

Those girls sure are sexy

And they will get so flexy

For a guy who they think is fun

They won't even shed their boots

For a guy who love feghoots

Oh you can't get a girl with a pun

Words kill the mood to get lewd or just nude

Oh you can't get a girl with a pun.

From California where I hope I did Annie Okayly.

Bill