Plane Joke

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> On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe> > > storm.> > > The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one> > > wing> > > is> > > struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.> > >> > > Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too youngto> > > die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want> > > my> > > last minutes on Earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on thisplane> > > who> > > can make me feel like a WOMAN?"> > >> > > For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own> > > peril.> > > They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the> > > plane.> > >> > > Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel> > > like> > > a woman," he says.> > >> > > He is gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet> > > black> > > eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning hisshirt...> > >> > > > > > >....................................One button at a time.> > > > > > >> > > > > > >....................................No one moves.> > > > > > >> > > > > > >....................................He removes his shirt.> > > > > > >> > > > > > >....................................Muscles ripple acrosshis> > > chest> > > as> > > > he> > > > > > >reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the> > > trembling> > > > > woman,> > > > > > >> > > > > > >....................................And whispers:> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >(scroll down)> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >(This is really bad)> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >(Are you sure you want to go through with this?)> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >(go ahead then, scroll down)> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > > >...................................."Iron this."> > > > > >> > > > >> > > >> > >> >> >>>