Guest guest Posted February 11, 2005 Report Share Posted February 11, 2005 Subject: Holy Land A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, " You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00. " The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, " Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00? " The man replied, " A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here,and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance. " The hell with the Supreme Court " " " IN GOD WE TRUST " " " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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