Guest guest Posted June 19, 2004 Report Share Posted June 19, 2004 If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when " Hollywood Squares " game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q Do female frogs croak? A. Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning. Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Q. What are " Do It, " " I Can Help, " and " I Can't Get Enough " ? A. Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment. Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking. A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question , and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget. Q. , why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A. Charley Weaver:! Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries. Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? A. Lynde: Tape measures. Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately , I'm always safe in the bedroom. Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A. Marty : Only after lights out. Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Lynde: Make him bark? Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Q. Who stay s pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? Q. When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car; the rest is up to him. Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? A. Lynde: Point and Laugh Cheers - S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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