a little more humor--genders

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GENDERS

You may not know that many

non-living things have a gender;

For example...

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are

Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are

Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's

an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak

havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it

goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male,

because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of

course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female,

because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female,

because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because

it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female,

because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because

it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around

10) Remote Control --

Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man

pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right

buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Janet S