Guest guest Posted January 22, 2003 Report Share Posted January 22, 2003 > > > > Top 10 things likely to be overheard from a Klingon Programmer > > 10.. Specifications are for the weak and timid! > 9.. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you > stand! > 8.. Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull! > 7.. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software > 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and > quality assurance people in its wake. > 6.. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' > - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. > 5.. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak. > 4.. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code! > 3.. Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features > are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand. > 2.. You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the > original Klingon. > 1.. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it > and let them flee like the dogs they are! > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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