If Dr. Seuss Had Been Clinton's Lawyer

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If Dr. Seuss Had Been Clinton's Lawyer> > >> > > I did not do it in a car> > > I did not do it in a bar> > > I did not do it in the dark> > > I did not do it in the park> > > I did not do it on a date> > > I did not ever fornicate> > > I did not do it at a dance> > > I did not do it in her pants> > > I did not get beyond first base> > > I did not do it in her face> > > I never did it in a bed> > > If you think that, you've been misled> > > I did not do it with a groan> > > I did not do it on the phone> > > I did not cause her dress to stain> > > While talking to Saddam Hussein> > > I did not do it with a whip> > > I did not fondle Tripp> > > I never acted really silly> > > With volunteers like Kathleen Willey> > > There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher> > > I chased her round, but could not catch her> > > No kinky stuff, not on your life> > > I would not, could not, with my wife> > > Now, that Miss Flowers' tale of woes> > > Was paid for by my right-wing foes> > > And a , and those State Troopers> > > Are just a bunch of party poopers> > > I did not ask my friends to lie> > > And then just hang them out to dry> > > I did not do it last November> > > And if I did, I don't remember> > > I did not do it in the hall> > > I could have, but I don't recall> > > There was no sex at Arlington> > > There was no sex on Air Force One> > > I might have copped a little feel> > > And then endeavored to conceal> > > But never did these things so lewd> > > At least not ever in the nude> > > These things to which I have confessed> > > They do not count if we stayed dressed> > > I never used that big cigar> > > You must believe me, Mr. Starr> > > I did not know this little sin> > > Would be retold on CNN> > > I broke some rules my mama taught me> > > I tried to hide, but now you've caught me> > > But I implore, I do beseech> > > Do not condemn, Do not impeach> > > I might have got a little tail> > > But never, ever did I inhale.