Guest guest Posted June 15, 2002 Report Share Posted June 15, 2002 Great to have you back........ We have missed you - and what a kick in the pants you have given us all! ~guin bill mahan wrote: > ----- Original Message ----- > From: " RJS " <bobbyj85@...> > > > > what happened.....dont you like us?? > > All: > > I have been only loitering and lurking because of family commitments, but I > have been following the threads as much as possible. A couple of comments. > > first ibelong to four e-groups and one of them had a serious problem with > not being serious enough for some of the members. they joined for one > reason, and the forum was being used for humor and socialization of a kind > that they did not want. the result was a second forum was estalished for > those who wanted the frivoloity. It has worked very well for over a year > now. I of course am one of those gulty of felonious punning and humoricide > so I am more often than not on the silly group. Something to consider. > > second is for all the ladies out there. Get your !#$%^ & *@ mammagrams. I am > sure they hurt more than we men an imagine. You give birth and tell us that > it, too, hurts more than we can imagine, but you don't stop having babies > for that reason. We guys like to have you around. We need you. We're too > old to go back in the military and boot camp, so who else is going to yell > at us, tell us what to do, point out what we did wrong and call us names? > So get the mammogram (Sounds like it should be done by Breaston Union.) and > give us a long life with our wives and girl friends. (Of course if our > wives ever find out about our girl friends, those long lives will come to an > early end.) Besides all that, you expect us guys to get our annual prostate > exams. > > Third is my apology for not being here more often, especially with the words > of comfort for those who need them. Actually I don't do words of comfort > very well. But I should have been here making an ass of myself (back to the > prostate exam) with attempts at humor. It'll probably be a little longer > before I'm back fully, but consider yourselves warned. > > Best. > > Bill > > > Please visit the Zapper homepage at > http://www.ZapLife.org > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2002 Report Share Posted June 15, 2002 ----- Original Message ----- From: " Guin Van Dyke " > > . . . and what a kick in the > > pants you have given us all! guin: You know that just proves how much nicer you women are than we brutish men. We give you a kick in the pants, and you start us off as baby boys with a bust in the mouth. bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2002 Report Share Posted June 15, 2002 You just made me laugh my ass off, and made me want to scdedule a mammog.... for the next 7 seven (my number) years..... Rub off some of your fabulous glory all around, you are too precious....... Guin Van Dyke <guin@...> wrote: Great to have you back........ We have missed you - and what a kick in thepants you have given us all!~guinbill mahan wrote:> ----- Original Message -----> From: "RJS" <bobbyj85@...>> >> > what happened.....dont you like us??>> All:>> I have been only loitering and lurking because of family commitments, but I> have been following the threads as much as possible. A couple of comments.>> first ibelong to four e-groups and one of them had a serious problem with> not being serious enough for some of the members. they joined for one> reason, and the forum was being used for humor and socialization of a kind> that they did not want. the result was a second forum was estalished for> those who wanted the frivoloity. It has worked very well for over a year> now. I of course am one of those gulty of felonious punning and humoricide> so I am more often than not on the silly group. Something to consider.>> second is for all the ladies out there. Get your !#$%^ & *@ mammagrams. I am> sure they hurt more than we men an imagine. You give birth and tell us that> it, too, hurts more than we can imagine, but you don't stop having babies> for that reason. We guys like to have you around. We need you. We're too> old to go back in the military and boot camp, so who else is going to yell> at us, tell us what to do, point out what we did wrong and call us names?> So get the mammogram (Sounds like it should be done by Breaston Union.) and> give us a long life with our wives and girl friends. (Of course if our> wives ever find out about our girl friends, those long lives will come to an> early end.) Besides all that, you expect us guys to get our annual prostate> exams.>> Third is my apology for not being here more often, especially with the words> of comfort for those who need them. Actually I don't do words of comfort> very well. But I should have been here making an ass of myself (back to the> prostate exam) with attempts at humor. It'll probably be a little longer> before I'm back fully, but consider yourselves warned.>> Best.>> Bill>>> Please visit the Zapper homepage at> http://www.ZapLife.org>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2002 Report Share Posted June 15, 2002 oh man.... I'm gonna leave that one alone....... ~guin! bill mahan wrote: > ----- Original Message ----- > From: " Guin Van Dyke " > > > > . . . and what a kick in the > > > pants you have given us all! > > guin: > > You know that just proves how much nicer you women are than we brutish men. > We give you a kick in the pants, and you start us off as baby boys with a > bust in the mouth. > > bill > > > Please visit the Zapper homepage at > http://www.ZapLife.org > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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