Smuggling tactics was Re: need more of Jerky recipe - Heidi

[Guest guest]

Yeah, I suppose swallowing latex condoms full of pasture-raised, organic lard

would seem relatively normal to most folks...Oh wait! IIRC, there is a brand of

condom that is made out of lambskin, or something...maybe we could use those

instead. We could avoid latex exposure and yet remain socially acceptable!

Problem solved.

jess

RE: Re: need more of Jerky recipe - Heidi

<<<<<<LOL!!!!!! As if my friends don't think I'm weird enough!

jessica

but since we WAPers aren't not big on latex,

maybe we could make some kind of pouch out of intestines like the inuit?

>>>>>

-------->would they think you're weird if you just stuck with the latex??

Suze Fisher (weirdo cholesterol junkie lard-loving voodoo priestess)

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