RE: Smuggling tactics was Re: need more of Jerky recipe - Heidi

[Guest guest]

>>>>Yeah, I suppose swallowing latex condoms full of pasture-raised, organic

lard would seem relatively normal to most folks...Oh wait! IIRC, there is a

brand of condom that is made out of lambskin, or something...maybe we could

use those instead. We could avoid latex exposure and yet remain socially

acceptable! Problem solved.

----->wow...the best of both worlds - nice thinking! amazing what a good

traditional diet full of saturated fat and cholesterol can do for one's

problem solving skills! ;-) LOL

Suze Fisher

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[Guest guest]

wrote:

> They'd probably confiscate anything you tried to save from the x-ray machine.

So, mysterious food substances like lard or butter might be mistaken for

explosive chemicals or something!

FYI, no food is allowed from other countries. I recently flew from Russia, and

they searched everything I had and specifically asked if I had any food with me.

Roman