Fw: Fahrenheiht temperature scale

[Guest guest]

Something for you big soft shandy drinking dress wearing southerners to

think about.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL ON THE RM LIST!

TAKE CARE AND HAVE A GOOD ONE!!

Rod Eglin

Fahrenheiht temperature scale

> Milly,

>

> Something to cheer you up on those cold nights in darkest Africa.

>

> 50 degrees:

> Southerners turn on their heating. People in Newcastle plant their

gardens.

>

> 40 degrees:

> Southerners shiver uncontrollably. People in Newcastle sunbathe.

>

> 35 degrees:

> Southerners cars will not start. People in Newcastle drive with the

windows down.

>

> 20 degrees:

> Southerners wear coats, gloves and wool hats. People in Newcastle throw on

a T-shirt (girls wear mini-skirts).

>

> 15 degrees:

> Southerners begin to evacuate. People in Newcastle go swimming in the

North Sea.

>

> Zero degrees:

> Southern landlords turn up the heat. People in Newcastle have the last

barbeque before it gets cold.

>

> -10 degrees:

> Southerners cease to exist. People in Newcastle throw on a lightweight

jacket.

>

> -80 degrees: Polar bears wonder if it's worth it. Boy Scouts in Newcastle

start wearing long trousers.

>

> -100 degrees: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Newcastle put

on a pair of long johns.

>

> -173 degrees: Alcohol freezes. People in Newcastle become frustrated

because the pubs are shut.

>

> -297 degrees: Microbial life starts to disappear. The cows on Newcastle

Town Moor complain of vets with cold hands.

>

> -460 degrees: All atomic motion stops. People in Newcastle start to stamp

their feet and blow on their hands.

>

> -500 degrees. Hell freezes over. Sunderland qualify for Europe

>

>

[Guest guest]

Thanks Rod, :-)

That one is now doing the rounds !

Cheers

Ian

Fw: Fahrenheiht temperature scale

Something for you big soft shandy drinking dress wearing southerners to

think about.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL ON THE RM LIST!

TAKE CARE AND HAVE A GOOD ONE!!

Rod Eglin

Fahrenheiht temperature scale

> Milly,

>

> Something to cheer you up on those cold nights in darkest Africa.

>

> 50 degrees:

> Southerners turn on their heating. People in Newcastle plant their

gardens.

>

> 40 degrees:

> Southerners shiver uncontrollably. People in Newcastle sunbathe.

>

> 35 degrees:

> Southerners cars will not start. People in Newcastle drive with the

windows down.

>

> 20 degrees:

> Southerners wear coats, gloves and wool hats. People in Newcastle

> throw on

a T-shirt (girls wear mini-skirts).

>

> 15 degrees:

> Southerners begin to evacuate. People in Newcastle go swimming in the

North Sea.

>

> Zero degrees:

> Southern landlords turn up the heat. People in Newcastle have the last

barbeque before it gets cold.

>

> -10 degrees:

> Southerners cease to exist. People in Newcastle throw on a lightweight

jacket.

>

> -80 degrees: Polar bears wonder if it's worth it. Boy Scouts in

> Newcastle

start wearing long trousers.

>

> -100 degrees: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Newcastle

> put

on a pair of long johns.

>

> -173 degrees: Alcohol freezes. People in Newcastle become frustrated

because the pubs are shut.

>

> -297 degrees: Microbial life starts to disappear. The cows on

> Newcastle

Town Moor complain of vets with cold hands.

>

> -460 degrees: All atomic motion stops. People in Newcastle start to

> stamp

their feet and blow on their hands.

>

> -500 degrees. Hell freezes over. Sunderland qualify for Europe

>

>

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