's MOTD Tue 11/14/2006 Foods that Cause Trouble

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's Daily Message TuesdayNovember 14, 2006FOODS THAT CAUSE TROUBLE

My class and I were discussing certain foods that know our names and our culinary weaknesses. You should have been there to see us all drooling and confessing what makes us weak in the knees. We put together a Top Ten List of Foods you need to find peace with if you want to lose weight. Consider this list the list of food enemies that control you.

#10. CHEESE – In slices or cubed on a toothpick, there`s nothing like the creamy taste of Swiss, cheddar, and blue. It`s true! It`s the only thing that mice and men agree on.

#9. POTATO CHIPS – Last week I counted 47 different kinds of potato chips in flavors like Dijon mustard, sun dried tomato and goat cheese, and lime salt vinegar chips. Just give me the "Plain Jane" ones I grew up with.

#8. FRIED CHICKEN – What more can you say but these 2 words. All you have to do is clean the chicken well, cover it with flour and spices, and fry, fry, fry! See it turn from white to crispy brown. I can hear the crunchy sound it makes in my mouth right now.

#7. PEANUT BUTTER – The minute you twist the top off the jar and remove the tin foil sanitary cover, the smell of peanuts that have been whipped takes over your spine, and you become helpless.

#6. POPCORN – Have you ever tried watching a movie without a tub of popcorn between your legs, not even a small one? I did it once and felt punished during the entire flick! Some eat popcorn one kernel at a time, and the rest of us use our hands as a crane!

#5. FRIES – Straight ones, curly ones, fat ones, thin ones. Just the site of a dish of hot fries calms the most nervous people inhabiting this earth! I believe there are deep fryers on all of the other planets!

#4. HAMBURGERS – Mc`s, `s, Burger King… flat ones or the ones so large that they can`t fit in your mouth!

#3. ICE CREAM – Soft, delectable spoons of heaven! Take a carton to bed and scrape the sides while watching your favorite TV show.

#2. PIZZA – From your favorite pizzeria to a visit from your own freezer, the combination of dough, tomatoes, cheese, and meat just can`t be beat!

#1. CHOCOLATE – Light, dark, it has a spark that immediately brings you peace, one piece at a time!

Are these in your Top Ten, too? Stop letting them control you!

Love,

[Guest guest]

I can live without any on this list...except CHEESE...

I admit it, I'm a cheese-a-holic...

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> FOODS THAT CAUSE TROUBLE

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> My class and I were discussing certain foods that know our names and

our culinary weaknesses. You should have been there to see us all

drooling and confessing what makes us weak in the knees. We put

together a Top Ten List of Foods you need to find peace with if you

want to lose weight. Consider this list the list of food enemies that

control you.

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> #10. CHEESE – In slices or cubed on a toothpick, there`s nothing

like the creamy taste of Swiss, cheddar, and blue. It`s true! It`s the

only thing that mice and men agree on.

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