Guest guest Posted July 1, 2002 Report Share Posted July 1, 2002 Aging by Carlin Do you realize the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. " How old are you? " I'm four and a half! " You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. " How old are you? " " I'm gonna be 16! " You could be 13, but hey, you are going to be 16. And then the greatest day of your life...you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony... YOU BECOME 21 YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED, we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30... then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, It's all slipping away!!! Before you know it, you REACH 50... and your dreams are gone. But wait, you MAKE IT to 60 You didn't think you would! So you: BECOME 21 TURN 30 PUSH 40 REACH 50 and MAKE IT to 60. You've built up so much speed that you... HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; You HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle: You HIT lunch You TURN 4:30 You REACH bedtime. My grandmother won't even buy green bananas! It's an investment, you know, and maybe a bad one!! And it doesn't end there... Into the 90s, you start going backwards: " I was JUST 92. " Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. " I'm 100 and a half! " Happy Upcomng Birthday... and May you make it (healthily) to 100 plus, plus, plus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 27, 2011 Report Share Posted November 27, 2011 Ever since I started the methylation supps I look like I have aged 5 years! Seriously I've got wrinkes and all sorts that I never had 4/5 months or so ago. I dont know if histamines gone to low, or some other mineral imbalance, or if its just a side effeect of the detox or what but has anyone any advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Hi, P N. That's very interesting. I haven't seen reports of this from anyone else who has tried the methylation protocols. If you don't mind saying, what is your diet like? In particular, are you getting much protein? What are your protein sources? How about vitamin C? Best regards, Rich > > Ever since I started the methylation supps I look like I have aged 5 years! Seriously I've got wrinkes and all sorts that I never had 4/5 months or so ago. I dont know if histamines gone to low, or some other mineral imbalance, or if its just a side effeect of the detox or what but has anyone any advice? > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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