Guest guest Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 Ordering Pizza in 2008 ORDERING PIZZA IN 2008 This is so close to what is probably going to be happening in 2008 that we're not sure how funny this really is... Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut May I have your national ID number? Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order. Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir. Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610. Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Email address is <mailto:sheehan@...> sheehan@.... Which number are you calling from sir? Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information? Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir. Custo mer: The HSS, what is that? Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time. Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas. Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir. Customer: Whaddya mean? Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice. Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then? Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it. Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that? Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion. Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99. Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number. Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit. Customer: I'll run o ver to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here. Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is overdrawn also. Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take? Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward. Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter? Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday. Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^ & $%^$@# Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2003, conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society? Customer: (speechless) Operator: Will there be anything else, sir? Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke. Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 Some of this is scarey and you are right....will probably be happening.... Sherry > Ordering Pizza in 2008 > > > ORDERING PIZZA IN 2008 > This is so close to what is probably going to be happening in 2008 that > we're not sure how funny this really is... > > Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut May I have your national ID > number? > > Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order. > > Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir. > > Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's > 6102049998-45-54610. > > Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland > Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at > Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Email > address is <mailto:sheehan@h...> sheehan@h... Which number are > you calling from sir? > > Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information? > > Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir. > > Custo mer: The HSS, what is that? > > Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will > add only 15 seconds to your ordering time. > > Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your All- Meat > Special pizzas. > > Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir. > > Customer: Whaddya mean? > > Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that > you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your > National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice. > > Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then? > > Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like > it. > > Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that? > > Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your > local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion. > > Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then > > Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids. > Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99. > > Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number. > > Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your > credit card balance is over its limit. > > Customer: I'll run o ver to the ATM and get some cash before your driver > gets here. > > Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is > overdrawn also. > > Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. > How long will it take? > > Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, > sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out > getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a > little awkward. > > Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter? > > Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your > car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank > yesterday. > > Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^ & $%^$@# > > Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a > July 4, 2003, conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see > here in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge Oh > yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State > Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to > society? > > Customer: (speechless) > > Operator: Will there be anything else, sir? > > Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke. > > Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us > from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits > this. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 That is scary but I am sure it will be the future. They have also talked about implants that we will have to have. Jan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 I agree with you ! I also think that other things that go into public records should be kept private as well. I don't understand the reason behind making tickets,bad checks,mortgage info,etc. easily accessible by anyone. What happened to the right to privacy?! -- Re: Ordering Pizza in 2008 Hello All Back when I used to live in Canada, it was illegal for anyone to even ask for your Social Insurance Number as it is confidential between you, your employer and the government for the purposes of taxation. However, all the US banks and credit companies that have moved into the Canadian market over the past decade have been asking for the SIN as their software is all rigged up to use the US SSN so the Canadian SIN fits in well. If you try to assert your right to keep the SIN confidential, it confuses the heck out of those companies, problem is that most people think nothing of revealing their SIN's to these companies and hence that particular privacy law has now become practically unenforceable. It's not just scary for the US, but with the way the multinational companies do business, it's scary for the rest of the world too. Regards, Jan G wrote: > That is scary but I am sure it will be the future. They have also > talked about implants that we will have to have. > > Jan > ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ The Being Sick Community Message Archives-/messages Chat:- Scheduled Chats at /chat Bookmarks:- Add a website URL you have found useful. /links Personal Complaints or problems:- Please contact a moderator email: -owner Subscription Details:- 1) Individual email - means that every email sent to the list you receive. 2) Daily Digest - sends you 25 messages in one single email for you to browse. This is an excellent option if you receive alot of email. 3) Web only/No mail - means that you can pop into groups at your convenience and receive no email. To modify your subscription settings please visit:- /join To subscribe or unsubscribe please email:- -subscribe -unsubscribe This group is not intended to diagnose or treat illnesses. No one on this group is qualified to diagnose medical conditions. If you feel you need medical attention, seek the advice of a qualified physician. ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ When nothing is sure, everything is possible. --- Margaret Drabble ~~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~ *** ~~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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