Guest guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 In a message dated 4/16/2002 10:02:54 AM Central Standard Time, speechgate@... writes: > They are great for his language and have been so much fun. Anyone > have some cute knock-knock jokes to share? > > knock-knock > who's there > olive > olive who > i love you > > Lori mom to Alec (9DS) and le (13-teenager) HI Lori Sara loves knock knock jokes, sometimes when she tells them, she will tell the punch line to soon but she gets a big kick out of them lolol I'll use yours today when she gets home heehee she'll crack up Kathy mom to Sara 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 In a message dated 4/16/2002 10:39:21 AM Central Standard Time, gboughton@... writes: > knock-knock > who's there > olive > olive who > i love you > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > This is cute! Ted certainly likes the idea of telling a knock knock joke! > the " Boo " one is his favorite since he knows the word " Boo " . > Knock Knock > Who's there? > Tarzan > Tarzan who > Tarzan stripes forever. > > Knock Knock > Who's there? > Dwayne > Dwayne who? > Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning! > > Ted likes this one because we know a Colleen > Knock, Knock > Who's there? > Colleen > Colleen who? > Clean up your room it's a mess! > Gail oooh I cant wait till Sara gets home heehee Sara's fav one is the boo who too lolol this is another and only because she can aggravate the stew out of you with this one lol Knock knock who's there? banana banana who? Knock knock who's there? banana banana who? knock knock who's there banana banana WHO? .........sounding very impatient lol Knock knock WHO IS THERE?????? ...very very irate now lolol orange orange who? orange you glad I didn't say banana lololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 Austin tells them all the time. They never make much sense, like...Knock knock, who's there? ummmm(with finger on his chin thinking), he!(with finger now straight in the air pointing to the roof) mommy, daddy, and kota, " mommy, daddy and kota who? " Blabady, blabady, blabady...repeats mommy, etc, then slaps his knee laughing. and saw this action in PA. He cracks me up. Beth, mommy to Austin 5/ds, Dakota 5... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 In a message dated 4/16/2002 12:17:14 PM Eastern Daylight Time, gboughton@... writes: i love that saying too. alec loves the banana knock- knock joke also. here is another cute joke--especially since we live in south florida. knock-knock who's there amos amos who a mosquito bit me knock-knock who's there andy andy who and he bit me again lori > and only because she can aggravate the stew out of you with this one lol > > Knock knock > who's there? > banana > bananna > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > oh yes! I forgot about this one! This is Ted's 2nd one that he > knows...kinda knows...hehe he only does about 2 rounds then gives in to > the orange! LOL > Gail, who loves the way you say aggravate the stew! LOL > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 knock-knock who's there olive olive who i love you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is cute! Ted certainly likes the idea of telling a knock knock joke! the " Boo " one is his favorite since he knows the word " Boo " . Knock Knock Who's there? Tarzan Tarzan who Tarzan stripes forever. Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning! Ted likes this one because we know a Colleen Knock, Knock Who's there? Colleen Colleen who? Clean up your room it's a mess! Gail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 and only because she can aggravate the stew out of you with this one lol Knock knock who's there? banana bananna ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ oh yes! I forgot about this one! This is Ted's 2nd one that he knows...kinda knows...hehe he only does about 2 rounds then gives in to the orange! LOL Gail, who loves the way you say aggravate the stew! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 We are totally into a knock-knock phase with both kids...it is too funny. The Olive and Boo jokes are 's favorites! Totally unrelated...we had 's bumper bowling party this past weekend...18 kids...what was I thinking! The kids did have a blast though. 's first time up he bowled a strike and turned around to take several dramatic bows while saying, " thank you, thank you... " It was too funny. And no, of course I didn't have the video camera on! R. Mom to (8, ds) and Grace (5) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 When was in school but quite young yet, he asked me one day why the chicken crossed the road. I answered -to get to the other side. He was so mad, he thought it was a new riddle. His answer was " because of the other end " , which really makes sense. Jessie, Mom to , 37 and the light of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 In a message dated 4/16/2002 4:23:56 PM Central Standard Time, JB66111@... writes: > When was in school but quite young yet, he asked me one day > why the chicken crossed the road. I answered -to get to the other side. > He > was so mad, he thought it was a new riddle. His answer was " because of the > other end " , which really makes sense. > > Jessie, Mom to , 37 and the light of my life. Heehee Jessie he'll get you back with what came first, the chicken or the egg.........He'll have every reason for his answer and you will stand there smiling Kathy mom to Sara 10...........my oldest still harasses me on this riddle lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 16, 2002 Report Share Posted April 16, 2002 We love knock-knock jokes around here too. tries to tell them like her big sister, and her favorite usually goes like this: Knock knock (who's there?) Bananna then while you are saying " Bananna who? " ,she starts laughing hysterically and slapping her legs (knees?) Of course, it is incredibly cute, and she always gets the other person laughing as well, so with all the positive reinforcement, she'll never get to the " orange " part :-) , mom to (6), (4 DS), and (2) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 In a message dated 4/16/02 5:14:03 PM Eastern Daylight Time, writes: > Ted likes this one because we know a Colleen > Knock, Knock > Who's there? > Colleen > Colleen who? > These jokes had me laughing--but the best one is the Colleen one. nancy, mom of , Sheila and Colleen (of the messy room) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 In a message dated 4/17/2002 9:31:27 AM US Mountain Standard Time, gboughton@... writes: > ? " ,she starts laughing hysterically > and slapping her legs (knees?) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > this is so cute...When Ted first learned about the telling of a joke...he > was like this! hehe > I'm glad to hear this.....because I tried telling Mav some knock knock Jokes yesterday and it backfired. He didn't get the Olive one,,,but it helped him learn to do the Knock knock joke pattern. I did the dwayne the battub....but he just laughed at me when I plugged my nose and talked... When I tried the boo who one....he said... " I'm not crying! I'm not a baby! You're a sugar mama! " . So, he's not ready for verbal jokes yet..... but we'll keep working on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 This is my daughter knock knock joke I thought was too cute,, Knock Knock!! Who's there? Its me silly !! ANd she and I laugh hysterically she is 9 and is starting to get into joke telling alot of them she makes up herself-LOL- Nettie619 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 Jimmy is also a big fan of knock knock jokes......thanks mostly to his lunchroom aide in first grade, who taught him a new one every week! Here's a couple more that haven't been listed yet........ Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady..... Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel! Knock knock Who's there Ach Ach who? Gesundheit! Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry, it's a joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 Knock knock (who's there?) Bananna then while you are saying " Bananna who? " ,she starts laughing hysterically and slapping her legs (knees?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this is so cute...When Ted first learned about the telling of a joke...he was like this! hehe Gail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 <<He didn't get the Olive one>> There are many that Ted wouldn't get...this being one of them...I don't even think that explaining or showing him what an olive is would help. I don't think he can grasp the play on words how one sort of sounds like what you finish it as. But I think he likes the idea of telling a joke. hehe He knows the format and I think he likes the back and forth activity. Gail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 This is my daughter knock knock joke I thought was too cute,, Knock Knock!! Who's there? Its me silly !! ANd she and I laugh hysterically she is 9 and is starting to get into joke telling alot of them she makes up herself-LOL- Nettie619 LOL This is too funny! WTG ! ::::high five::: Gail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 In a message dated 4/17/02 11:30:29 AM Central Daylight Time, gboughton@... writes: > Knock knock > (who's there?) > Bananna > then while you are saying " Bananna who? " ,she starts laughing hysterically > and slapping her legs (knees?) > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > this is so cute...When Ted first learned about the telling of a joke...he > was like this! hehe > Gail > When my daughter (non-ds) was little she was at the jabbering stage, not many words. She would jabber a bit and then Laugh. We finally figured out she was telling jokes. It was really funny. Luckily she finally learned to talk. And then didn't stop for years! Jessie, Mom to , 37 and the light of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 A sugar mama, ? He said that? That is just toooooooo funny! LOL. Jackie, Mom to 14ds, 11, and Bradley 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2002 Report Share Posted April 17, 2002 In a message dated 4/17/2002 8:25:24 PM US Mountain Standard Time, jbocci55@... writes: > A sugar mama, ? He said that? Yes,,,,he says it frequently. All of a sudden now,,,he really also gets the concept of LOVE and he is always saying, " Mom? " " Yes? " " I love you. " ...and then I turn to him and he has his lips puckered up waiting for a kiss. But sugar mama is a big one... I hear it alot when he is teasing me, which is often. LOL He DOES have a great sense of humor, even if he DOESN'T get the knock-knock jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2002 Report Share Posted April 18, 2002 When I tried the boo who one....he said... " I'm not crying! I'm not a baby! You're a sugar mama! " . So, he's not ready for verbal jokes yet..... but we'll keep working on it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I wouldn't say he isn't ready for this yet! Last night we went to bed telling a few...I had to tell all the new ones I learned....love the mosquito one but Ted would hardly let me tell TWO in a row...he knows the pattern for turn taking. Which BTW, when we play the memory game where you turn over cards looking for matches...Ted doesn't like to take an extra turn when he makes a match. I love the sugar mama part! Gail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2002 Report Share Posted April 18, 2002 In a message dated 4/17/02 9:30:28 PM Central Daylight Time, Michdock@... writes: > I'm glad to hear this.....because I tried telling Mav some knock knock Jokes > > yesterday and it backfired. > He didn't get the Olive one,,,but it helped him learn to do the Knock knock > > joke pattern. > I did the dwayne the battub....but he just laughed at me when I plugged my > nose and talked... > When I tried the boo who one....he said... " I'm not crying! I'm not a baby! > > You're a sugar mama! " . > So, he's not ready for verbal jokes yet..... but we'll keep working on it. > > > > > > doesn't really get them either. We have done the banana one but he > doesn't get it and just knows that everyone laughs when he does it so it > must be great. Karyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2002 Report Share Posted April 18, 2002 Sounds like Ted has his priorities straight! LOL! I could hear saying the same thing while eating chicken fingers, which he would eat for every meal, every day, if he could! Jackie, Mom to 14ds, 11, and Bradley 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2002 Report Share Posted April 18, 2002 Ariana told this joke in Kindergarten for parent night. Of course no one could understand her so we also wrote it on a poster which she held up. Knock, Knock Who's there? Arthur Arthur who? Are there any cookies in the cookie jar? She loved Arthur at the time so she loved telling this joke. Minti Ariana 9 DS 7 Alaina 4 > In a message dated 4/16/02 5:14:03 PM Eastern Daylight Time, > @y... writes: > > > > Ted likes this one because we know a Colleen > > Knock, Knock > > Who's there? > > Colleen > > Colleen who? > > > > These jokes had me laughing--but the best one is the Colleen one. > > nancy, mom of , Sheila and Colleen (of the messy room) > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 18, 2002 Report Share Posted April 18, 2002 Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady..... Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This one is cute! I went to tell it to Ted after I read it and he was eating breakfast. He said no joking now, eating! lol Gail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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