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---------- Forwarded message ----------From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@...>Date: Jan 10, 2007 9:07 AM

Subject: Re: FW: Populating the EarthKOL <kenyaonline >

POPULATING THE EARTH After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, " It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her. " Adam answered, " Yes Lord, but what is a kiss? " So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, " Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable. " And the Lord replied, " Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve. " And Adam said, " 'What is a 'caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, " 'Lord, that was even better than the kiss. " And the Lord said, " 'You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve. " And Adam asked, " What is 'make love' Lord? " ' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds. And Adam said, " Lord, what is a 'headache'? "

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---------- Forwarded message ----------From: Kuria-Mwangi <kjmwangi@...>Date: Jan 10, 2007 9:07 AM

Subject: Re: FW: Populating the EarthKOL <kenyaonline >

POPULATING THE EARTH After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, " It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her. " Adam answered, " Yes Lord, but what is a kiss? " So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, " Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable. " And the Lord replied, " Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve. " And Adam said, " 'What is a 'caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, " 'Lord, that was even better than the kiss. " And the Lord said, " 'You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve. " And Adam asked, " What is 'make love' Lord? " ' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds. And Adam said, " Lord, what is a 'headache'? "

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