Letter to Tech Support ...NON DS

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Thought I would share a conversation with Tech Support heehee

Thanks Jon ..........(Lurker Ona's hubby lol)

Kathy mom to Sara 9

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the

new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,

limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated

flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the

system.  I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no

avail.

--Desperate--

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Dear Desperate,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is

an operating system.  Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

and install Tears 6.2.

Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and

Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to

GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create " Snoring Loudly " wave files.

DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These

are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory

and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional

software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and

Lingerie 5.3.

Tech Support