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You're lucky she didn't pull her pants DOWN to get the phone, LOL!

Funny Story

We had to go to our local small town bank to retrieve money out of some of the kid's accounts. and her two sibs closest in age came along. While I was in the office, she and were out in the lobby playing office at the reception table. The whole place is glass so we can plainly see her. Place is empty with the exception of one very nervous lady who also seemed to be having a hard time knowing how to react to 's presence.

stands up, spreads her legs a little, squats slightly and then plunges her hand down her pants to her crotch!! "WHAT are you doing ?!?!?" I ask.... she flamboyantly pulls out her hand and triumphantly swings it over her head and yells back ' PHONE!!!'

She was wearing leggings and since they had no pockets like her jeans, she had put her 'cell phone' down her pants.

Great adaptation. ( actually the day before at a coffee, one of the mom's pulled her cell phone out of her bra. Glad was not there to get any more good ideas like that <g>)

I thought I was going to choke laughing.......

The poor woman, never even cracks a smile!!! Which of course makes me laugh all the harder. ;-)

Who knew life could be SO FUN! LOL

Carol in IL

Mom to seven including , 6 with TOF, AVcanal, GERD, LS, Asthma, subglottal stenosis, chronic constipation ( cured now ) and DS.

My problem is not how I look. It's how you see me.

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<<She was wearing leggings and since they had no pockets like her jeans, she had put her 'cell phone' down her pants.>>

Aw come on....admit it; she learned it from youLOL

Sherry

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Great story! I've noticed as Faith gets older people aren't sure if they are supposed to laugh at stuff like that. She may or may not have been an old grouch, but just trying to be terrible politically correct. Like you said "poor woman"--she doesn't get the jokes that we do!

ette

mom to Faith (9)DS

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We had to go to our local small town bank to retrieve money out of some of the kid's accounts. and her two sibs closest in age came along. While I was in the office, she and were out in the lobby playing office at the reception table. The whole place is glass so we can plainly see her. Place is empty with the exception of one very nervous lady who also seemed to be having a hard time knowing how to react to 's presence.

stands up, spreads her legs a little, squats slightly and then plunges her hand down her pants to her crotch!! "WHAT are you doing ?!?!?" I ask.... she flamboyantly pulls out her hand and triumphantly swings it over her head and yells back ' PHONE!!!'

She was wearing leggings and since they had no pockets like her jeans, she had put her 'cell phone' down her pants.

Great adaptation. ( actually the day before at a coffee, one of the mom's pulled her cell phone out of her bra. Glad was not there to get any more good ideas like that <g>)

I thought I was going to choke laughing.......

The poor woman, never even cracks a smile!!! Which of course makes me laugh all the harder. ;-)

Who knew life could be SO FUN! LOL

Carol in IL

Mom to seven including , 6 with TOF, AVcanal, GERD, LS, Asthma, subglottal stenosis, chronic constipation ( cured now ) and DS.

My problem is not how I look. It's how you see me.

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Oh man that is just too priceless. May I pass on this story to a bunch of overstress hard working Board members who are all getting ready for this buddy walk? I will strip off email addys and such. But the story will have them cracking up.

Hugs,

-- Funny Story

We had to go to our local small town bank to retrieve money out of some of the kid's accounts. and her two sibs closest in age came along. While I was in the office, she and were out in the lobby playing office at the reception table. The whole place is glass so we can plainly see her. Place is empty with the exception of one very nervous lady who also seemed to be having a hard time knowing how to react to 's presence.

stands up, spreads her legs a little, squats slightly and then plunges her hand down her pants to her crotch!! "WHAT are you doing ?!?!?" I ask.... she flamboyantly pulls out her hand and triumphantly swings it over her head and yells back ' PHONE!!!'

She was wearing leggings and since they had no pockets like her jeans, she had put her 'cell phone' down her pants.

Great adaptation. ( actually the day before at a coffee, one of the mom's pulled her cell phone out of her bra. Glad was not there to get any more good ideas like that <g>)

I thought I was going to choke laughing.......

The poor woman, never even cracks a smile!!! Which of course makes me laugh all the harder. ;-)

Who knew life could be SO FUN! LOL

Carol in IL

Mom to seven including , 6 with TOF, AVcanal, GERD, LS, Asthma, subglottal stenosis, chronic constipation ( cured now ) and DS.

My problem is not how I look. It's how you see me.

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Oh MY!!!LOL

Now THAT would have really been a memorable moment ;-)

Carol in IL

Mom to seven including , 6 with TOF, AVcanal, GERD, LS, Asthma, subglottal stenosis, chronic constipation ( cured now ) and DS.

My problem is not how I look. It's how you see me.

Re: Funny Story

I really thought she was going to pull out one of Sherri's BM thingies!joan

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Happy to help with your fundraising efforts in this small way. :-)

Carol in IL

Mom to seven including , 6 with TOF, AVcanal, GERD, LS, Asthma, subglottal stenosis, chronic constipation ( cured now ) and DS.

My problem is not how I look. It's how you see me.

[DownSyndromeInfoEx change] Funny Story

We had to go to our local small town bank to retrieve money out of some of the kid's accounts. and her two sibs closest in age came along. While I was in the office, she and were out in the lobby playing office at the reception table. The whole place is glass so we can plainly see her. Place is empty with the exception of one very nervous lady who also seemed to be having a hard time knowing how to react to 's presence.

stands up, spreads her legs a little, squats slightly and then plunges her hand down her pants to her crotch!! "WHAT are you doing ?!? !?" I ask.... she flamboyantly pulls out her hand and triumphantly swings it over her head and yells back ' PHONE!!!'

She was wearing leggings and since they had no pockets like her jeans, she had put her 'cell phone' down her pants.

Great adaptation. ( actually the day before at a coffee, one of the mom's pulled her cell phone out of her bra. Glad was not there to get any more good ideas like that <g>)

I thought I was going to choke laughing.... ...

The poor woman, never even cracks a smile!!! Which of course makes me laugh all the harder. ;-)

Who knew life could be SO FUN! LOL

Carol in IL

Mom to seven including , 6 with TOF, AVcanal, GERD, LS, Asthma, subglottal stenosis, chronic constipation ( cured now ) and DS.

My problem is not how I look. It's how you see me.

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I guess that's true. Hard for people to know what to do......though you would think with her, and her family all smiling, laughing and enjoying ourselves, that she would have least cracked a tiny smile. Course it wouldn't have been quite as funny. <g>

Carol in IL

Mom to seven including , 6 with TOF, AVcanal, GERD, LS, Asthma, subglottal stenosis, chronic constipation ( cured now ) and DS.

My problem is not how I look. It's how you see me.

Re: Funny Story

Great story! I've noticed as Faith gets older people aren't sure if they are supposed to laugh at stuff like that. She may or may not have been an old grouch, but just trying to be terrible politically correct. Like you said "poor woman"--she doesn't get the jokes that we do!

ette

mom to Faith (9)DS

------------ -- Original message from Carol in IL <ps1272000 (DOT) com>: ------------ --

We had to go to our local small town bank to retrieve money out of some of the kid's accounts. and her two sibs closest in age came along. While I was in the office, she and were out in the lobby playing office at the reception table. The whole place is glass so we can plainly see her. Place is empty with the exception of one very nervous lady who also seemed to be having a hard time knowing how to react to 's presence.

stands up, spreads her legs a little, squats slightly and then plunges her hand down her pants to her crotch!! "WHAT are you doing ?!? !?" I ask.... she flamboyantly pulls out her hand and triumphantly swings it over her head and yells back ' PHONE!!!'

She was wearing leggings and since they had no pockets like her jeans, she had put her 'cell phone' down her pants.

Great adaptation. ( actually the day before at a coffee, one of the mom's pulled her cell phone out of her bra. Glad was not there to get any more good ideas like that <g>)

I thought I was going to choke laughing.... ...

The poor woman, never even cracks a smile!!! Which of course makes me laugh all the harder. ;-)

Who knew life could be SO FUN! LOL

Carol in IL

Mom to seven including , 6 with TOF, AVcanal, GERD, LS, Asthma, subglottal stenosis, chronic constipation ( cured now ) and DS.

My problem is not how I look. It's how you see me.

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Gee that was the sorta the same reply I got from a friend here... "Have you looked in a mirror lately"

I try to be a bit more discrete in retrieving my phone however. :-)

Carol in IL

Mom to seven including , 6 with TOF, AVcanal, GERD, LS, Asthma, subglottal stenosis, chronic constipation ( cured now ) and DS.

My problem is not how I look. It's how you see me.

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<<She was wearing leggings and since they had no pockets like her jeans, she had put her 'cell phone' down her pants.>>

Aw come on....admit it; she learned it from youLOL

Sherry

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You know you are RIGHT! I hadn't thought of that, but she could very well have pulled down her pants.. YIKES!

Carol in IL

Mom to seven including , 6 with TOF, AVcanal, GERD, LS, Asthma, subglottal stenosis, chronic constipation ( cured now ) and DS.

My problem is not how I look. It's how you see me.

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You're lucky she didn't pull her pants DOWN to get the phone, LOL!

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