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Guest guest Posted December 31, 2000 Report Share Posted December 31, 2000 oh yea you forgot 19, it was the hail to timbo cause he is the greatest and greatness has no company! (not even granny) timbo ---------- Original Message ---------------------------------- From: " jcburg " <jcburg@...> Date: Sun, 31 Dec 2000 17:36:58 -0500 >Happy New Year! Love this group! > B > >God grant me the senility to forget the > >people I never liked anyway, the good > >fortune to run into the ones that I do, > >and the eyesight to tell the > >difference. > > > >Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow > >up), here's what I've discovered: > > > >ONE- I started out with nothing, and I > >still have most of it. > > > >TWO- My wild oats have turned into prunes > >and All Bran. > > > >THREE- I finally got my head together; > >now my body is falling apart. > > > >FOUR- Funny, I don't remember being > >absent minded... > > > >FIVE- All reports are in; life is now > >officially unfair. > > > >SIX- If all is not lost, where is it? > > > >SEVEN- It is easier to get older than it > >is to get wiser. > > > >EIGHT- Some days you're the dog; some > >days you're the hydrant. > > > >NINE- I wish the buck stopped here; I > >sure could use a few... > > > >TEN- Kids in the back seat cause > >accidents. > > > >ELEVEN- Accidents in the back seat > >cause...kids. > > > >TWELVE- It's hard to make a comeback when > >you haven't been anywhere. > > > >THIRTEEN- The only time the world beats a > >path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. > > > >FOURTEEN- If God wanted me to touch my > >toes, he would have put them on my knees. > > > >FIFTEEN- When I'm finally holding all the > >cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? > > > >SIXTEEN- It's not hard to meet > >expenses ... they're everywhere. > > > >SEVENTEEN- The only difference between a > >rut and a grave is the depth. > > > >EIGHTEEN- These days, I spend a lot of > >time thinking about the hereafter..I go somewhere to get > >something and then wonder what I'm here after. > > > >NINETEEN- UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE > >MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT AND DOUBT > >IF YOU CAN EITHER > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 31, 2000 Report Share Posted December 31, 2000 Hi , They were so funny Thanks for sending them,especially #8 was rofl for 10 mins!Happy New Year!!! Carole --- jcburg <jcburg@...> wrote: > Happy New Year! Love this group! > B > > God grant me the senility to forget the > > people I never liked anyway, the good > > fortune to run into the ones that I do, > > and the eyesight to tell the > > difference. > > > > Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow > > up), here's what I've discovered: > > > > ONE- I started out with nothing, and I > > still have most of it. > > > > TWO- My wild oats have turned into prunes > > and All Bran. > > > > THREE- I finally got my head together; > > now my body is falling apart. > > > > FOUR- Funny, I don't remember being > > absent minded... > > > > FIVE- All reports are in; life is now > > officially unfair. > > > > SIX- If all is not lost, where is it? > > > > SEVEN- It is easier to get older than it > > is to get wiser. > > > > EIGHT- Some days you're the dog; some > > days you're the hydrant. > > > > NINE- I wish the buck stopped here; I > > sure could use a few... > > > > TEN- Kids in the back seat cause > > accidents. > > > > ELEVEN- Accidents in the back seat > > cause...kids. > > > > TWELVE- It's hard to make a comeback when > > you haven't been anywhere. > > > > THIRTEEN- The only time the world beats a > > path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. > > > > FOURTEEN- If God wanted me to touch my > > toes, he would have put them on my knees. > > > > FIFTEEN- When I'm finally holding all the > > cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? > > > > SIXTEEN- It's not hard to meet > > expenses ... they're everywhere. > > > > SEVENTEEN- The only difference between a > > rut and a grave is the depth. > > > > EIGHTEEN- These days, I spend a lot of > > time thinking about the hereafter..I go somewhere to > get > > something and then wonder what I'm here after. > > > > NINETEEN- UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE > > MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT AND DOUBT > > IF YOU CAN EITHER > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 31, 2000 Report Share Posted December 31, 2000 Timbo?.... I can't remember any Timbo B ;-) > oh yea you forgot 19, > it was the hail to timbo cause he is the greatest and > greatness has no company! > (not even granny) > > timbo > > > ---------- Original Message ---------------------------------- > From: " jcburg " <jcburg@...> > Date: Sun, 31 Dec 2000 17:36:58 -0500 > > >Happy New Year! Love this group! > > B > > > >God grant me the senility to forget the > > > >people I never liked anyway, the good > > > >fortune to run into the ones that I do, > > > >and the eyesight to tell the > > > >difference. > > > > > > > >Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow > > > >up), here's what I've discovered: > > > > > > > >ONE- I started out with nothing, and I > > > >still have most of it. > > > > > > > >TWO- My wild oats have turned into prunes > > > >and All Bran. > > > > > > > >THREE- I finally got my head together; > > > >now my body is falling apart. > > > > > > > >FOUR- Funny, I don't remember being > > > >absent minded... > > > > > > > >FIVE- All reports are in; life is now > > > >officially unfair. > > > > > > > >SIX- If all is not lost, where is it? > > > > > > > >SEVEN- It is easier to get older than it > > > >is to get wiser. > > > > > > > >EIGHT- Some days you're the dog; some > > > >days you're the hydrant. > > > > > > > >NINE- I wish the buck stopped here; I > > > >sure could use a few... > > > > > > > >TEN- Kids in the back seat cause > > > >accidents. > > > > > > > >ELEVEN- Accidents in the back seat > > > >cause...kids. > > > > > > > >TWELVE- It's hard to make a comeback when > > > >you haven't been anywhere. > > > > > > > >THIRTEEN- The only time the world beats a > > > >path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. > > > > > > > >FOURTEEN- If God wanted me to touch my > > > >toes, he would have put them on my knees. > > > > > > > >FIFTEEN- When I'm finally holding all the > > > >cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? > > > > > > > >SIXTEEN- It's not hard to meet > > > >expenses ... they're everywhere. > > > > > > > >SEVENTEEN- The only difference between a > > > >rut and a grave is the depth. > > > > > > > >EIGHTEEN- These days, I spend a lot of > > > >time thinking about the hereafter..I go somewhere to get > > > >something and then wonder what I'm here after. > > > > > > > >NINETEEN- UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE > > > >MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT AND DOUBT > > > >IF YOU CAN EITHER > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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