Guest guest Posted September 22, 2000 Report Share Posted September 22, 2000 " The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. " -Lane Olinghouuse " If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? " -Milton Berele " It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. " -Erma Bombeck " An advantage to having one child is you always know who did it. " -Babs B. Hajdusiewicz " Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. " -Phyllis Diller " Before I had kids I went home after work to rest - now I got to work to rest. " -Simon Ruddell " Parents: a peculiar group who first try to get their children to walk and talk, and then try to get them to sit down and shut up. " -Wagster's Dictionary of Humor and Wit " The phrase 'working mother' is redundant. " ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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