Re: Greeting & The 12 Samters Days of Christmas

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HAHAHA Well done Mike!

And all the best to everyone for a very happy new year and maybe

just MAYBE a cure to this bloody impossible ‘disease’.

Cheers

Australia

From: Mike Hammond

[mailto:rovenmike@...]

Sent: Thursday, 31 December 2009 6:46 PM

Samters Group

Subject: Greeting & The 12 Samters Days of Christmas

On the first day of

Christmas,

my true love sent to me

An appointment with an ENT.

On the second day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Two surgical gloves,

And an appointment with an ENT.

On the third day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Three nasal cleanse,

Two surgical gloves,

And an appointment with an ENT.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Four more hazards,

Three nasal cleanse,

Two surgical gloves,

And an appointment with an ENT.

On the fifth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Five allergy stings,

Four more hazards,

Three nasal cleanse,

Two surgical gloves,

And an appointment with an ENT.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Six aspirin for taking,

Five allergy stings,

Four more hazards,

Three nasal cleanse,

Two surgical gloves,

And an appointment with an ENT.

On the seventh day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Seven moans for snoring,

Six aspirin for taking,

Five allergy stings,

Four more hazards,

Three nasal cleanse,

Two surgical gloves,

And an appointment with an ENT.

On the eighth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Eight hopes a-raising,

Seven moans for snoring,

Six aspirin for taking,

Five allergy stings,

Four more hazards,

Three nasal cleanse,

Two surgical gloves,

And an appointment with an ENT.

On the ninth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Nine packs for douching,

Eight hopes a-raising,

Seven moans for snoring,

Six aspirin for taking,

Five allergy stings,

Four more hazards,

Three nasal cleanse,

Two surgical gloves,

And an appointment with an ENT.

On the tenth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Ten diets for trying,

Nine packs for douching,

Eight hopes a-raising,

Seven moans for snoring,

Six aspirin for taking,

Five allergy stings,

Four more hazards,

Three nasal cleanse,

Two surgical gloves,

And an appointment with an ENT.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Eleven tissues for wiping,

Ten diets for trying,

Nine packs for douching,

Eight hopes a-raising,

Seven moans for snoring,

Six aspirin for taking,

Five allergy stings,

Four more hazards,

Three nasal cleanse,

Two surgical gloves,

And an appointment with an ENT.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Twelve pred for wheezing,

Eleven tissues for wiping,

Ten diets for trying,

Nine packs for douching,

Eight hopes a-raising,

Seven moans for snoring,

Six aspirin for taking,

Five allergy stings,

Four more hazards,

Three nasal cleanse,

Two surgical gloves,

And an appointment with an ENT!

Hope that gave you all a laugh!

Best wishes of the season from Mike in the UK

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Thanks for a needed laugh! I will blow my nose tonight in your honor! Happy New Year to all my Samters friends out there in Cyber world! May 2010 bring us all a year of better breathing and better smelling!!!

Jane

From: Mike Hammond <rovenmike@...>Subject: Greeting & The 12 Samters Days of Christmas"Samters Group" <samters >Date: Thursday, December 31, 2009, 12:46 AM

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me An appointment with an ENT. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the sixth

day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to

me Nine packs for douching, Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten diets for trying, Nine packs for douching, Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven tissues for wiping, Ten diets for trying, Nine packs for douching, Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for

taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve pred for wheezing, Eleven tissues for wiping, Ten diets for trying, Nine packs for douching, Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT! Hope that gave you all a laugh! Best wishes of the season from Mike in the UK

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Thank you Mike ! A Happy New Year 2010 to everyone too...

>

>

> On the first day of Christmas,

> my true love sent to me

> An appointment with an ENT.

>

> On the second day of Christmas,

> my true love sent to me

> Two surgical gloves,

> And an appointment with an ENT.

>

> On the third day of Christmas,

> my true love sent to me

> Three nasal cleanse,

> Two surgical gloves,

> And an appointment with an ENT.

>

> On the fourth day of Christmas,

> my true love sent to me

> Four more hazards,

> Three nasal cleanse,

> Two surgical gloves,

> And an appointment with an ENT.

>

> On the fifth day of Christmas,

> my true love sent to me

> Five allergy stings,

> Four more hazards,

> Three nasal cleanse,

> Two surgical gloves,

> And an appointment with an ENT.

>

> On the sixth day of Christmas,

> my true love sent to me

> Six aspirin for taking,

> Five allergy stings,

> Four more hazards,

> Three nasal cleanse,

> Two surgical gloves,

> And an appointment with an ENT.

>

> On the seventh day of Christmas,

> my true love sent to me

> Seven moans for snoring,

> Six aspirin for taking,

> Five allergy stings,

> Four more hazards,

> Three nasal cleanse,

> Two surgical gloves,

> And an appointment with an ENT.

>

> On the eighth day of Christmas,

> my true love sent to me

> Eight hopes a-raising,

> Seven moans for snoring,

> Six aspirin for taking,

> Five allergy stings,

> Four more hazards,

> Three nasal cleanse,

> Two surgical gloves,

> And an appointment with an ENT.

>

> On the ninth day of Christmas,

> my true love sent to me

> Nine packs for douching,

> Eight hopes a-raising,

> Seven moans for snoring,

> Six aspirin for taking,

> Five allergy stings,

> Four more hazards,

> Three nasal cleanse,

> Two surgical gloves,

> And an appointment with an ENT.

>

> On the tenth day of Christmas,

> my true love sent to me

> Ten diets for trying,

> Nine packs for douching,

> Eight hopes a-raising,

> Seven moans for snoring,

> Six aspirin for taking,

> Five allergy stings,

> Four more hazards,

> Three nasal cleanse,

> Two surgical gloves,

> And an appointment with an ENT.

>

> On the eleventh day of Christmas,

> my true love sent to me

> Eleven tissues for wiping,

> Ten diets for trying,

> Nine packs for douching,

> Eight hopes a-raising,

> Seven moans for snoring,

> Six aspirin for taking,

> Five allergy stings,

> Four more hazards,

> Three nasal cleanse,

> Two surgical gloves,

> And an appointment with an ENT.

>

> On the twelfth day of Christmas,

> my true love sent to me

> Twelve pred for wheezing,

> Eleven tissues for wiping,

> Ten diets for trying,

> Nine packs for douching,

> Eight hopes a-raising,

> Seven moans for snoring,

> Six aspirin for taking,

> Five allergy stings,

> Four more hazards,

> Three nasal cleanse,

> Two surgical gloves,

> And an appointment with an ENT!

>

>

>

> Hope that gave you all a laugh!

>

>

>

> Best wishes of the season from Mike in the UK

>

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[Guest guest]

Hi Mike, you gave me my first laugh of the day...and my first wheezy cough too lol!!

Great works :-)

Becky x

From: Mike Hammond <rovenmike@...>Samters Group <samters >Sent: Thu, 31 December, 2009 7:46:16Subject: Greeting & The 12 Samters Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me An appointment with an ENT. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the sixth day

of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to

me Nine packs for douching, Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten diets for trying, Nine packs for douching, Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven tissues for wiping, Ten diets for trying, Nine packs for douching, Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for

taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve pred for wheezing, Eleven tissues for wiping, Ten diets for trying, Nine packs for douching, Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT! Hope that gave you all a laugh! Best wishes of the season from Mike in the UK

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Mike,

Thanks for the Twelve Sampters Days of Christmas. It was great!

Diane in Florida

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Awesome humor!

Greeting & The 12 Samters Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me An appointment with an ENT. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine packs for douching, Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten diets for trying, Nine packs for douching, Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven tissues for wiping, Ten diets for trying, Nine packs for douching, Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve pred for wheezing, Eleven tissues for wiping, Ten diets for trying, Nine packs for douching, Eight hopes a-raising, Seven moans for snoring, Six aspirin for taking, Five allergy stings, Four more hazards, Three nasal cleanse, Two surgical gloves, And an appointment with an ENT! Hope that gave you all a laugh! Best wishes of the season from Mike in the UK

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