A good laugh

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Just for a good laugh. The beaurocrats NEVER change. For those with

different religious beliefs this is meant and sent just as a joke about

the government and nothing else.

BUREAUCRATS

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client.He was

told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory

title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral.

The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the

lawyer three months to track down.

After sending the information to the FHA, he received the

following reply (actual letter):

“Upon review of your letter adjoining your client’s loan

application, we note that the request is supported by an

Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which

you have prepared and presented the application, we must

point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed

collateral back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded,

it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin.”

Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows (actual letter):

“Your letter regarding title in Case No. 189156 has been

received. I note that you wish to have title extended further

than the 194 years covered by the present application. I was

unaware that any educated person in this country,

particularly those working in the property area, would not know that

Louisiana was purchased by the U. S. from France in 1803,

the year of origin identified in our application. For the

edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land

prior to U. S. ownership was obtained from France, which

had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain.

The land came into possession of Spain by Right of

Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named

Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a new

route to India by the then reigning monarch, Isabella. The

good queen, being a pious woman and careful about titles,

almost as much as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the

blessing of the Pope before she sold her jewels to fund

Columbus’ expedition. Now the Pope, as I’m sure you know, is

the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God. And God, it is

commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe

it is safe to presume that He also made that part of the

world called Louisiana.

He, therefore, would be the owner of origin. I hope....you

find His original claim to be satisfactory. Now, may we

have our....loan?”

They got it.

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