Guest guest Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 -- : ! Please read to the end.. Giving Up Wine I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?' 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me. 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.' 'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.. 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!' 'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.' The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.' I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.' You're gonna' send it on, aren't you? Get a great deal on Windows 7 and see how it works the way you want. Check out the offers on Windows 7now. Hotmail: Powerful Free email with security by Microsoft. Get it now. Hotmail: Powerful Free email with security by Microsoft. Get it now. Your E-mail and More On-the-Go. Get Windows Live Hotmail Free. Sign up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 My husband said this is funny. And the pair of us, who have been told that we " laugh at the least slightest thing " are chuckling to ourselves. lol chuckle chuckle chuckle..!!! & Ho Ho Ho..!!! Happy New Year and all. Love & hugs Carlene > > > > -- > : > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Please read to the end.. > Giving Up Wine > > > > > > I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. > I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?' > > > 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me. > 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. > 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.' > 'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.. > 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!' > 'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.' > The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.' > I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.' > > > > > > > > You're gonna' send it on, aren't you? > > > > > > > > Get a great deal on Windows 7 and see how it works the way you want. Check out the offers on Windows 7now. > > > > Hotmail: Powerful Free email with security by Microsoft. Get it now. > > > > > Hotmail: Powerful Free email with security by Microsoft. Get it now. > > > > > Your E-mail and More On-the-Go. Get Windows Live Hotmail Free. Sign up now. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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