Ladies, we need a laugh--Another Warning

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Theft Problem IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

>

> You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their

kidneys

> removed by black-market organ thieves.

>

> My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I

went

> to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that

> quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose

> thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire

summer

> looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to

> living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

>

> My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took

> pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with

> earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower

than

> my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of

long

> skirts.

>

> Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I

was

> fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm

> swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really

> getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.

What

> could they do to me next?

>

> When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a

turkey

> neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and

> smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL

replacement

> body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know

has

> something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

>

> THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every

night.

>

> WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

> P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in

> bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved

> to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now

I

> keep them hidden in my waistband.

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