Re: 's Plight :( HEY THOMAS!!!!)

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Too bad you are not an O!! I would post that photo to my O site!! Maybe I will

put it next to your store link though!! That ought to drum up a little

business!!! =)

Thanks for giving this also 40 year old a thrill!! =)~~~~~~~

Coryn

stop making an Ass of yourself

> Date: Mon, 17 Nov 2003 22:05:15 -0500

>

> We know it's you!

>

> I will post all your stupid posts on the O list to show everyone what

> a great guy you are. I will also take legal actions against you. Keep

> smoking your grass. I guess it's good for you. You are brain dead

> anyway.

>

> Stay away from my BB!

>

> You will hear about the legal stuff soon.

>

> end quotes

>

> Yes. Well then. Despite being brain dead I am posting these e-mails

> for everyone on the O list to see what a GREAT GUY Dekany is!

>

> My God. How did you found me? As if you're discovering " Ocean Boy's "

> real identity were an achievement! LOL! Look, dude, I don't know whether

> or not either of these e-mails were joking, but you can be pretty darned

> funny. I'm sorry I didn't respond sooner, I am not very active with my

> secret e-mail account (don't you dare give anyone my secret e-mail

> address, , or you will be ruining my life!). Who was it that clued

> you in? Ocean Girl? Did she feel like I was going to harass her?

>

> So, regardless of the sense I make in my e-mails about drug use, human

> history (and a rather large segment of it, at that) and spirituality,

> you have made a MULE (as in stubborn) of yourself regarding the

> cannabis. <sigh> I'll take a hit for you, -- next time I get some.

> Would you like some in the mail? Being into cooking as I am I'm sure I

> am in possession of smelly mind-altering chemicals that destroy a

> sniffer dog's ability to detect marijuana (and if I don't already

> possess something I'll just look it up on-line and steal it from my

> workplace (I like to do that! (don't tell on me!))).

>

> Did I miss the post where posts my disgraceful on-line

> personality's manifestation on his BBS? Or was that an empty threat? I

> bet you deleted all of them (given the dearth of verta...). I have

> nothing to hide. I am a master comedian. Your lack of appreciation for

> my immense American wit is evidence of that you have vilified me beyond

> any truth (just like the fats and meats I eat). Although I've had a good

> laugh you've hurt my sensitive feelings. Shame on you, , shame!

>

> Abstemiously,

>

> Axel " Pothead " O+ secretor

>

> P.S. is it wrong to infuse marijuana into homemade baked goodies for

> feeding to the innocent forest creatures? When it is ingested, as

> opposed to combusted & inhaled, the negatives are negated (except for

> that lectin binding to glucose thing (thanks Doc!)), cannabis also has

> cleansing effects in the 'stines. I've had fun with the warrior bean

> (chocolate), now maybe it's time to get them stoned! The ducks weren't

> at my little lake; it has finally frozen over. I wonder if they've left

> me. It's the ducks I like the most, they are a friendly, tight-knit

> community; they sound & look so adorable. I'm sure squirrels would just

> get weirded out in their rodent minds and act kind of screwy, but they

> have all their hiding places. Not the same with ducks, I'm sure they

> would remain in their group, by social cohesion they would be unable to

> make the decision to go somewhere (too constructive an activity). I like

> to talk like them. When I make a lot of crumbles or trickle nuts/see! ds

> on them they get into a duck orgy.

>

> P.P.S. A few days ago I made a mixed buckwheat and rye bread with

> molasses and a rye & sucanat loaf for my duck friends. I also fed them a

> whole bunch of

> evil wheat pastries from the store. They fought for it, hungrier and

> not picky in this weather. I don't even eat my flour creations, I feed

> them directly to the local birds. The other day I had hardboiled a whole

> bunch of eggs for my gull friends. The squirrels and ducks were hedging

> in on all the goods and the gulls were making do sneaking in and earning

> their bread. When I rolled out the eggs (bouncy, heavy, an EGG!) the

> ducks were alarmed by the object as it rolled into them and bounced

> around, a moving object from this kind human, they ran after it, when it

> stopped and these birds saw what it was... they recoiled in HORROR! It

> was very funny. Of course, the gulls had

> no problem with picking it apart and swallowing the egg pieces.

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