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Holy Crap,

Axel, why circumcision? Medical problem or cosmetic?

How is the sexual sensation after the cut?

Curious about what your foreskin was like in terms of appearance. I have

three boys all uncut- each with a very different FS. ONe almost looks

circed, the next has a nice tassle of a FS, and the baby had a perfect

little jalepenis (like a pepper.) huuby was cut as baby. My kids think

penises are like noses- everyone had different one- there is no uniformity.

Thanks for a reply,

Joy

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Date: Sat, 13 Mar 2004 12:09:16 -0600

From: " Joy McHargue " <joyfulitl@...>

Subject: Probably shouldn't touch this one iwht a ten inch pole...OT from BTD

Holy Crap,

Axel, why circumcision? Medical problem or cosmetic?

How is the sexual sensation after the cut?

Curious about what your foreskin was like in terms of appearance. I have

three boys all uncut- each with a very different FS. ONe almost looks

circed, the next has a nice tassle of a FS, and the baby had a perfect

little jalepenis (like a pepper.) huuby was cut as baby. My kids think

penises are like noses- everyone had different one- there is no uniformity.

Thanks for a reply,

Joy

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Ahhhhhhhhhhh yes! I'd love to McHargue penises with you, " Joy " . Nothing quite

suits the internet like genitalia conversation. While we're at it, what kind of

labia do you have?

I had phimosis of the foreskin. So, imagine Freddy Krueger (who kind of looks

like a wrinkly penis, like the kind that has been in the bathtub *way* too

long). Turn his sweater into a turtleneck and roll it up past the top of his

head into a little " tassle " on the top. Since our Freddy Krueger penis has

phimosis the tassle at the top cannot roll down. That was my penis for the first

21 years of my life. Actually, I remember someone viciously pulling on it when I

was 3 or less, having the insides spill out in purple pain, and screaming about

it. That and the medical advice for parents to fuck around with it if it isn't

retracting (great advice you STUPID FUCKING DOCTORS). Something really

interesting happened during my adult circumcision, too. But that's for another

internet conversation.

Jalepenis-- that's funny! After the circumcision I would call mine a

" enpenis " .

" How is the sexual sensation after the cut? " I can whack off just fine, thank

you.

Well. What a wonderful conversation it's been. I love it when someone inquires

about my wee-wee.

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Axel,

Thanks for the response.

Pediatricians' are such bone heads ('scuse the pun)about foreskin

care. " Retract it, and CLEAN it " ... In other words: just irritate

the crap out of it with harsh detergents...that way our urologist

friends can make a killing.

My labia are intact and not a source of worry. They are like a dark

pink subterrainean butterfly. I feel for my African sisters who are

mutilated.

My chihuahua had one of her eyes pop out of her head, and the vet

had to sew it shut for a time of healing. We called

her " enweenie " while the stitches were still in.

I rarely talk genitalia on the internet; I keep that special kind of

speak for dinnertime banter. I was mostly curious for knowledge's

sake for my boys. I hope my request did not cause you any further

discomfort. If it did, I apologise.

Joy

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