Guest guest Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 A Story Once upon a time there was a parasite. It knew that it's job was to decompose human bodies after death..and these bodies were usually acidic. It was a very good parasite and did its job well. It was called Pronto. Now Pronto parasite loved acidic bodies. Usually they were meant to be dead bodies. But nowadays he found lots of food for himself even in live bodies..people were often so stressed out - the hatred, anger, jealousy, rage, fear, guilt, shame, etc - they just set off those hormones and chemicals in people that he loved and thrived on - all that wonderful fight-or-flight chemistry - wow, these people were acidic even when they were alive!!!! So he just loved living on the planet and had plenty of places to hang out..he loved living in the gastro-intestinal tract of these humans..all he had to do was send them a craving message, and they would send in the very foods that he loved and thrived on.He Ruled!!!! He totally Ruled!!!!! He was the King!!!! Then one day they found this deadly thing called " Clear " - yikes - every time he saw that coming, he ducked - it was a death warrant!for him!!!! He hid deeper and deeper in the fecal matter these people had stored in themselves.. .lucky for him they usually had a lot of fecal matter stored up!!!! And then he reproduced, so even if any of his family died, the larval stages would make sure that his family lived on in the body of the human..and continued to Rule! One day Pronto parasite found that the human he lived in was sending in a deluge of Clear with Immunics- yikes!!! And this crazy thing called Test - it was removing day by day all the stored up fecal matter that was his home..this was not good news..he was in a panic now..where to hide? Where to hide his babies? The Clear just kept on coming..it killed his babies and many generations of parasites that had made home in this gastro-intestinal tract..he was so sorry to see his family being killed off..now it was a game of SSSSSSSurvival, with a capital S. If he stayed in here, he'd die.so he decided that he'd ride out on the next Remove Train..and look for a better body to live in..this one was far too clean for his liking.. This Calm and Clear had made his life a misery. Clear just killed off his family and Testing cleared away his home..it was all flow, flow, flow in this gastro-intestinal tract- there was nowhere - no nice stagnant place for him to hide anymore. So he jumped on the next Remove Train out of this body and found a much better home in the sewers of the city!!! Pronto Parasite was no longer in his human host!And they all lived happily ever after, the human as well as Pronto. Get yourself some Calm and Clear from - the " links " folder:/links Begum __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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