Guest guest Posted January 22, 2003 Report Share Posted January 22, 2003 [NewHepSingles] good morning!!! SNORING WAS NOT THE PROBLEM! By the time Willard pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken.He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed - Idon't care where.""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager,"and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, hesnores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in thepast. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.""No problem," the tired travellers assured him. "I'll take it."The next morning Willard came down to breakfast bright-eyed andbushy-tailed."How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better."The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?""Nope, I shut him up in no time" said Willard."How'd you manage that?" asked the manager."He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," Willardexplained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight,beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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