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Taxi Driver

 

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, " Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! "

The passenger apologized and said, " I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "

The driver replied, " Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years. "

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