New Car operating System ( Funny Joke )

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New Car operating System 

Bill's

company made software to run a car.

Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite

side.

Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.

A pop-up window appeared asking, " Are you sure you really want to

stop? "

Before Bill could enter " Yes " , there was a crash and the car caught

fire.

In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.

He started shouting " F1! F1! " but there was no computer professional

present there to understand his screams.

Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.

A message appeared on the screen, " An illegal function is performed.

All the window-panes of the car will be closed. " Poor Bill died.

Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, " You have never

ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from

others. We are going to send you to hell. "

Bill pleaded, " I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer,

please. "

Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no

Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.

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