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When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.

You use Netscape 8, and you check every week whether version 8 was released.You know the difference between Java and Javascript.

Most of your friends have an @ in their names.In order to watch CNN you move to http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/you-know-when.html

On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.You find yourself typing " com " after every period when using a word processor.com

You check your mail. It says " no new messages. " So you check it again.You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-).

You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.******

 

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