Guest guest Posted December 31, 2002 Report Share Posted December 31, 2002 The Heimlich Maneuver!!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!! Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dustfrom their throats. They stand at thebar, drinking their beers and talkingquietly about cattle prices. Suddenly a woman at a table behind them who had been eating a sandwichbegins to cough. After a minute orso it becomes apparent that she is inreal distress. The cowboys turn to look at her. "Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys. The woman shakes her head "No""Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy.The woman, beginning to turna bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again. The first cowboy walks over to her,lifts up the back of her skirt,yanks down her panties, and slowly runshis tongue from the back of her thighup to the small of her back. This shocksthe woman to a violent spasm, theobstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again. The cowboy walks back over to thebar and takes a drink of his beer.His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, butI ain't never seen nobody do it. ---Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).Version: 6.0.431 / Virus Database: 242 - Release Date: 12/17/02 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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