Guest guest Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 A Boys' Christmas Prayer Two little boys were staying with their grandparents. While kneeling to say their bedtime prayers the smallest boy began yelling his prayer at the top of his lungs: " DEAR GOD, FOR CHRISTMAS I WOULD LIKE A PLAYSTATION, A MOTOR BIKE, SCOOTER, NEW VIDEO GAMES... " His brother asked him, " Why are you yelling? God can hear you; He is not deaf. " The younger brother replied, " I know God is not deaf, but grandma is... " Money Talks A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, " Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much. " The twenty answered, " I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you? " The one dollar bill said, " You know, same old stuff, church, church, church. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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