Guest guest Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Elderly woes Collection of funny jokes? Click here to join group Elderly woes ... [ SENIORS GIVING BIRTH ] With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. " May we see the new baby? " one asked. " Not yet, " said the mother. " I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first. " Thirty minutes had passed, and another Relative asked, " May we see the new baby now? " " No, not yet, " said the mother.After another few minutes had elapsed, theyAsked again, " May we see the baby now? " " No, not yet, " replied the mother.Growing very impatient, they asked, " Well, when can we see the baby? " " WHEN HE CRIES! " she told them. " WHEN HE CRIES? " they demanded. " Why do we have to wait until he cries? " " BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.????? " ********* There are More Good jokes for You. Click on the Links Below... ( MUST READ ) (1)Santa Attacks (2)One Smart Farmer... (3)elderly woes (4)Hard & Fast Reply.... (5)Idiot *********************************** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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