Guest guest Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Lucky guy Collection of funny jokes? Click here to join group A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. " What are you so happy about? " asks the bartender. " I'll tell you, " replies the ugly man. " You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made …. All night, all over the house. We did everything;! " " Fantastic! " exclaimed the bartender. " You lucky guy. Was she pretty? " " Dunno...never found the head. " ********* There are More Good jokes for You. Click on the Links Below... ( MUST READ ) (1)a gorilla job ! (2)Birthday gift (3)Dumbest kid (4)Lion in mess (5)Family Problem *********************************** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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