Guest guest Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Pat <pmcbride1@...> wrote: what in the world am I doing wrong when I post in intros and prayer requests??? they are all one straight line>> Help!!!..Dummie 4 sure..LOL..PatPat try going to system tools/accesseries and get word pad. should help you with fonts, size etc.. then open a file.. thats how I did mine ... Kathy B..Kathy Brunow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 what in the world am I doing wrong when I post in intros and prayer requests??? they are all one straight line>> Help!!!..Dummie 4 sure..LOL..Pat Hey Pat, I am not sure what you are doing but... when you go to write something, first go up to the top tool bar. Select Format and make sure Word Wrap is checked. That may be your problem right there. I am shutting down for the night, it has been a really rough day, but please let me know if that helped. I will check asap in the morning. If that does not do the trick we will find the right answer! (who is starting to think the heathens would go well with catsup) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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