Fw: Announcement in Air Deccan

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WELCOME TO AIR DECCANGood morning, Ladies and Gentlemen....This is ur captain PATEL welcoming both seated & standingpassengers on board of Air Deccan.We apologize 4 d 4-day delay in taking off,it was due to badweather and partly due to the search 4 a missing tyre.This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but wewill end up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in our favor, we mayeven be landing on your village!Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safetystandards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!It is withpleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of ourPassengers have reached their destination.If our engines are too noisy for u, on passenger request, we canarrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant andmemorable, we serve Complimentary Daru and Vada Pav. For ournot-so-religiouspassengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if therereally is a God!We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shownas we forgot to record it from the television.However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next toKingfisher Airline, where their moviewill be visible from the right side of the cabin window.There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in theCabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us toslow down!In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close aspossible.4 d best view , if however, we go a little too close, do let usknow.Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!Kindly b seated, keep ur seat in an upright position 4 take-off & fasten ur seat-belt. 4 those of u who can't find a seat-belt,kindly Fasten ur own belt 2 d arm of ur seat. And, for those who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten urself 2 ur suitcase.Happy Journey