How to Identify cities of INDIA (duly no offense on anyone or any city)

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Scenario

1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They start

arguing about who's right.

You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's Mumbai

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The

first two get together & beat him up.

That's Delhi

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly

opens a chai-stall

That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to

stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.

That's Bangalore

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly

says that " AMMA " doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit

together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.

You are in Goa

Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on

mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab

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