10 April Fool’s Pranks For Couples

[Guest guest]

10 April Fool’s Pranks For Couples

10 April Fool’s Pranks For Couples

Here are 10 ideas for fun pranks to play on the ones you love.

1) My parents are coming to stay with us for a month! How does he really feel about your mom and dad? Now you’ll know!

2) Tell him you’ve developed feelings for someone else. And that person is… someone completely ridiculous, like your creepy landlord or your gay best friend. (Note: If you have, or have had, the hots for either your landlord or your gay BFF, probably best to skip this one. Pranks are

only funny when the end result is relief, not suspicion.)

3) Get his boss to pretend to fire him. Remedy this one quickly.

4) Get a fake tattoo. If it’s a new relationship, make sure it’s his name, in bold letters, followed by the word FOREVER. Do the same if you’re long-term, but make sure his name is spelled incorrectly. Would You Join Ugly People Dating Site For $5000?

5) Show him a picture of a sickly, disabled animal and announce you’ve adopted it. Run through the medication/physical therapy schedule with him and watch him turn white. Then watch him turn red as guilty relief washes over him when you tell him April Fool’s!

6) Leave a bunch of XXL condoms around for him to find. Reassure them that they’re not for him, just leftover from an old boyfriend.

7) Tell your family that you’re engaged—one month after you start dating. Fun for the whole family!

Make an utterly disgusting meal for him. It’s the thought that counts, right? Have delicious takeout waiting in the wings to enjoy post-prank.

9) Doctor’s orders: I can’t have sex for 90 days. Never seen your man cry? You might when you break him the news that arousal, of any kind, is forbidden for three, long, monastic months. Women’s Bodies Make Men High, Literally

10) Fake a positive pregnancy test result and leave out for him to find. When he asks about it you shrug “So?” as you light up a cigarette and pour whiskey in your coffee.