Guest guest Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 LOVE JOKES? CLICK HERE We(O)man 1 . (Whatever)Men: What should we have for dinner? Women: Whatever..Men: Why don't we have Mexican?Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my faceMen: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisineWomen: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too? Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafoodWomen: Seafood is not good, I got diarrheaMen: Then what do you suggest?Women : Whatever.. 2. (Anything) Men: So what should we do now?Women: AnythingMen: How about watching a movie? It's been a long timeWomen: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of timeMen: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises? Women: Exercise on such a hot day?Men: Then find a cafe and have a drinkWomen: I am off caffeineMen: Then what do you suggest?Women: Anything 3. (You decide) Men: Then do we just go home?Women: You decideMen: Let's take the bus, I will accompany youWomen: The bus is dirty and crowded.Men: OK; we will take a cabWomen: Not worth it... For such a short distance Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weatherWomen: I am hungry, can't walk.Men: Then what do you suggest?Women: You decideMen: Let's have dinner first?Women: Whatever...Men: What shall we eat? Women: Anything.. 4. (ANYTIME.).. Men: At what time do I have to call you?Women: Any time as u wishMen: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?Women: I was sleeping.Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up? Women: I was shopping with my motherMen: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?Women: I was tired and relaxing.Men: Then what about 5 PM?Women: I was watching a cartoon.Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night? Women: I was studyingMen: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.Women: Anytime. Check Out More Humor @ http://funlok.com/index.php/table/humor/ ****************************** CHECK OUT LATEST CRAZY JOKES ! ... PC humor ( Lil Non Veg ) Little girl on a plane Eve's side of the story Little ny and Vibrator Skin Transplant Surgery Vegetarian Chicken Husband and Wife Funny Jokes ( Desi ) Innocence of little girls How to check if a man is still a virgin The 11th Husband !!! LOVE JOKES? CLICK HERE ****************************** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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