Fw: Love Letter From Pythagorus to his lover!!

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With Thanks to Prof. MadhavaMy Dear Love,Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with yourcute circular face,conical nose andspherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude(likeness) fromyour eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, itdifferentiated.My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots,which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so,you can integrate me by applyingthe limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as an element of a set.The geometry of my life revolves around your acute perso! nality.My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restauranton date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknownfunction.Yours ever loving,Pythagoras----- End forwarded message ----------------------------------------------------------------------------This message was sent using IMP, Indian Institute of Technology Kanpur.

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A LOVE LETTER FROM A FAMOUS MATHEMATICIAN TO HIS BELOVEDMy Dear Love,Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face,conical nose andspherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) fromyour eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applyingthe limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as an element of a set.The geometry of my life revolves around your acute perso! nality.My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restauranton date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.Yours ever loving,Pythagoras gopal shastry