Guest guest Posted November 30, 1999 Report Share Posted November 30, 1999 OK Let's assume the Mannatech guy is right. The key to health is in those messenger molecules only found in their " ambrotose " product. At $100 a month, that is a small price to pay! And look at their 500 research articles that PROVE ambrotose is the magic bullet! Oh, wait! The Immunocal with their guru Dr. B..! He PROVED that immunocal is the answer. Well, only $100 more a month! Who paid him to do his research? Oh, now we must not forget the Dr. Flannagans, or did they get a divorce? Someone nominated him for a Nobel prize! I now nominate my mother for a Nobel prize! By the way, did you know Dr. Flannagan only holds an honorary degree? But never mind, I am only an idiot trying to make a living off of dying cancer people, and how else can I do it except by selling MLM miracle products that only cost $100 a month. Why don't we have a rule or a monitor that requires an MLMer to first state in their message that they are trying to make money with their message, and limit their messages to one a week concerning their product. This is a potentially great newslist that is distorting what natural alternative medicine is all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 30, 1999 Report Share Posted November 30, 1999 To Whom it may concern; Different people have different ways of trying to help. Ken Killam At 12:14 PM 11/30/99 -0500, you wrote: >OK >Let's assume the Mannatech guy is right. The key to health is in those >messenger molecules only found in their " ambrotose " product. At $100 a month, >that is a small price to pay! And look at their 500 research articles that >PROVE ambrotose is the magic bullet! >Oh, wait! The Immunocal with their guru Dr. B..! He PROVED that immunocal is >the answer. Well, only $100 more a month! Who paid him to do his research? >Oh, now we must not forget the Dr. Flannagans, or did they get a divorce? >Someone nominated him for a Nobel prize! I now nominate my mother for a Nobel >prize! By the way, did you know Dr. Flannagan only holds an honorary degree? >But never mind, I am only an idiot trying to make a living off of dying >cancer people, and how else can I do it except by selling MLM miracle >products that only cost $100 a month. >Why don't we have a rule or a monitor that requires an MLMer to first state >in their message that they are trying to make money with their message, and >limit their messages to one a week concerning their product. >This is a potentially great newslist that is distorting what natural >alternative medicine is all about. > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ >Visit http://cures for cancer.evangelist.net for cancer info or to unsubscribe > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ >-- Create a poll/survey for your group! >-- vote?listname=cures for cancer & m=1 > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 30, 1999 Report Share Posted November 30, 1999 Dr.Dan, I humbly ask your forgiveness. You are definately not an idiot. The disciples asked Jesus if He wanted them to stop another group of religeous teachers that were not doing it exactly like them/Jesus replied, " let them alone, if they're not against me, they are for me " . Re: Dr. Dan OK Let's assume the Mannatech guy is right. The key to health is in those messenger molecules only found in their " ambrotose " product. At $100 a month, that is a small price to pay! And look at their 500 research articles that PROVE ambrotose is the magic bullet! Oh, wait! The Immunocal with their guru Dr. B..! He PROVED that immunocal is the answer. Well, only $100 more a month! Who paid him to do his research? Oh, now we must not forget the Dr. Flannagans, or did they get a divorce? Someone nominated him for a Nobel prize! I now nominate my mother for a Nobel prize! By the way, did you know Dr. Flannagan only holds an honorary degree? But never mind, I am only an idiot trying to make a living off of dying cancer people, and how else can I do it except by selling MLM miracle products that only cost $100 a month. Why don't we have a rule or a monitor that requires an MLMer to first state in their message that they are trying to make money with their message, and limit their messages to one a week concerning their product. This is a potentially great newslist that is distorting what natural alternative medicine is all about. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Visit http://cures for cancer.evangelist.net for cancer info or to unsubscribe ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Create a poll/survey for your group! -- vote?listname=cures for cancer & m=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 1, 1999 Report Share Posted December 1, 1999 I am trying to see the world from the perspective of an MLMer. This is what I have come up with. I want to give and receive love. My intentions are good. Life is a struggle, especially when it comes to paying my bills. But I hate getting a real job where I will have to work every day being exposed to the viscious minds of my co-workers. The people at XYZ company have a mission statement to save the world. I want to save the world. The people at XYZ company say if I join them I will help save the world and I will be rich beyond my dreams! This is a dream come true! This is heaven on earth! I will pray to God to give me the strength to tell as many people as possible about the XYZ company, their miracle product, and the wonderful genius saint who will save all our sorry asses! Dr Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 1, 1999 Report Share Posted December 1, 1999 I am trying to see the world from the perspective of Dr Dan. This is what I have come up with. I want to give and receive hate. I am cynical and resigned My intentions are in the gutter. Life is a struggle, especially when it comes to looking good. But I have a real job where I will have to work every day being exposed to the viscious minds of my co-workers. The people at Cancercure e-group have a mission statement to save the world. I don't want to save the world. There are people at Cancercure e-group that think they can save the world with their snake oil nutritional products! They might have something that helps, but that doesn't negate the fact that they might be making a dime from it's sale. This is hell on earth! I will pray to God to give me the strength to tell as many people as possible about these so called snake oil salespeople, their miracle product, and the wonderful genius saint who will save all our sorry asses! This and only this will make me feel whole and complete. This is still hell on earth = ( Have a wonderful, awesome, healthy day!! And Remember: Health is LIVING YOUR VALUES; WELLNESS is BEING you ATTITUDE. Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 1, 1999 Report Share Posted December 1, 1999 I agree > > OK > Let's assume the Mannatech guy is right. The key to health is in those > messenger molecules only found in their " ambrotose " product. At $100 a month, > that is a small price to pay! And look at their 500 research articles that > PROVE ambrotose is the magic bullet! > Oh, wait! The Immunocal with their guru Dr. B..! He PROVED that immunocal is > the answer. Well, only $100 more a month! Who paid him to do his research? > Oh, now we must not forget the Dr. Flannagans, or did they get a divorce? > Someone nominated him for a Nobel prize! I now nominate my mother for a Nobel > prize! By the way, did you know Dr. Flannagan only holds an honorary degree? > But never mind, I am only an idiot trying to make a living off of dying > cancer people, and how else can I do it except by selling MLM miracle > products that only cost $100 a month. > Why don't we have a rule or a monitor that requires an MLMer to first state > in their message that they are trying to make money with their message, and > limit their messages to one a week concerning their product. > This is a potentially great newslist that is distorting what natural > alternative medicine is all about. > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Visit http://cures for cancer.evangelist.net for cancer info or to unsubscribe > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > -- Create a poll/survey for your group! > -- vote?listname=cures for cancer & m=1 __________________________________________ NetZero - Defenders of the Free World Get your FREE Internet Access and Email at http://www.netzero.net/download/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 1, 1999 Report Share Posted December 1, 1999 Bravo Tony. Amazing how we can make things fit them to what we see. I like this better then the one Dr. Dan gave. Very well said in response. Cause I know this sorry old ass has benefited from Immunocal every day in every way, And I trully thank God for choosing someone like Dr. Bounous to be able to be his messenger, telling us what we need because God trully is the creator of these sick and tired old bodies. He gave us the system and through serendipity trials and errors he gave Dr. Bounous the strength to carry on his work, to the point of over twenty years latter we all now benefit. Now that is what I call a blessing from God. Using his children to be his messenger. Funny thing about prayer, the answers don't always come to you in a mannor we find acceptible, but we have got to listen and listen well if we trully want to hear all of his answers to our prayers. Cheers Debbie paragonw-@... wrote: original article:cures for cancer/?start=4061 > I am trying to see the world from the perspective of Dr Dan. > This is what I have come up with. > > I want to give and receive hate. > I am cynical and resigned > My intentions are in the gutter. > Life is a struggle, especially when it comes to looking good. > But I have a real job where I will have to work every day being > exposed to the viscious minds of my co-workers. > The people at Cancercure e-group have a mission statement to save the world. > I don't want to save the world. > There are people at Cancercure e-group that think they can save the world > with their > snake oil nutritional products! > They might have something that helps, but that doesn't negate the fact that > they might be making a dime from it's sale. > This is hell on earth! > I will pray to God to give me the strength to tell as many people as possible > about these so called snake oil salespeople, their miracle product, and the > wonderful genius saint who will save all our sorry asses! > This and only this will make me feel whole and complete. > This is still hell on earth = ( > > Have a wonderful, awesome, healthy day!! > And Remember: > Health is LIVING YOUR VALUES; > WELLNESS is BEING you ATTITUDE. > > Tony > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 1, 1999 Report Share Posted December 1, 1999 In counting the messages on MLM, I think Dr. Dan is now in the lead!! Dr. Dan you never did answer the question..WHAT KIND OF DR. ARE YOU?? Why don't you just contribute something worthwhile and valuable or just go home!! Get off the MLM bandwagon and just share your insightful knowledge. I think I speak for most of the people on this forum. Thank you.. Tony L. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 does anybody know who is sponsoring this event? thanks bill > > I am wondering if Dr. Dan is presenting something new or something we already know at this May 15th CFS Conference in Salt Lake city. Anyone know ? > > Thanks, > Al > > * " The Role of Dysregulation of the Antiviral Pathway and Viral > Reactivation in the Etiology and Pathogenesis of CFS " by Dan , M.D. > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 24, 2004 Report Share Posted March 24, 2004 It seems ot be these folks http://www.offerutah.org/about.htm I've never heard of them, but I haven't been around in the last few years. I didn't see what year they were founded Rgds, Lance > > > > I am wondering if Dr. Dan is presenting something new > or something we already know at this May 15th CFS Conference in Salt > Lake city. Anyone know ? > > > > Thanks, > > Al > > > > * " The Role of Dysregulation of the Antiviral Pathway and Viral > > Reactivation in the Etiology and Pathogenesis of CFS " by Dan > , M.D. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 Dear Dr. Dan, It's alright to be sad, but it's even better to get pissed! Don't pray away those resentments my friend, embrace them. Use them as a catalyst to change this pathetic view that people have of people who USED TO BE addicted to something. WTF, they moniter you for life? I guess I don't know what it's like to be a Dr., but I GUARANTEE you, I would not play THAT game. I could see doing it for a limited amount of time, but for life? Hell, you could make as much money delivering the mail or being a trash man. But again, ya'll know who I blame for this opinion that others have.....the trickment industry and the recovery subculture. I've been a tellin ya'll, ya'll need to change this perception first, then the rest will be easy. Not that I give a shit what others think, but I do give a shit when they pass legislation to impose their morals using the treat of law to keep everyone in compliance. And just remember, Mark Foley was one of those passing legislation regulating behavior that HE deemed inappropriate. DOINKS! I know you're sad and I don't want you to be. So, I have a solution. Here are 9 steps to follow. These are but suggestions. Just follow them to the best of your ability. Remember, progress not perfection. AND I PROMISE YOU......IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT. 1. I, Madison, will be your new sponsor. 2. Drive the back roads with the dope light on looking for pastures with much activity going on. (This will be a good place to get your letters written and your slips signed as well) 3. Live a little and eat a rum ball. 4. Watch South Park Bloody episode http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody__(South_Park) 5. Go watch beelzebub attempt to partake in the secret potion 6. Don't smoke a pack of cigarettes, smoke 2 packs. And be daring, smoke INSIDE. 7. Buy some of that new energy drink called Cocaine and chuckle at how congress (those icons of moral superiority) have scolded the makers of the drink all in the name of " saving the children " . Drink it proudly! http://tinyurl.com/zu4wb 8. When your cigarettes are gone, find Willie and ask for some of his wacky tobaccy. http://tinyurl.com/lm3f2 And rest well knowing that the world will now be safe. 9. Once Willie has visitied you, sit back at your computer, fire one up and read http://www.orange-papers.org/ Now Dr. Dan, these steps are but suggestions. I hope they help. You are a good man, I can tell. Good luck to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 You did put a chuckle under my saddle. My panties are in less of a wad. I think Ill stick to Southpark. dan Dr. Dan Dear Dr. Dan, It's alright to be sad, but it's even better to get pissed! Don't pray away those resentments my friend, embrace them. Use them as a catalyst to change this pathetic view that people have of people who USED TO BE addicted to something. WTF, they moniter you for life? I guess I don't know what it's like to be a Dr., but I GUARANTEE you, I would not play THAT game. I could see doing it for a limited amount of time, but for life? Hell, you could make as much money delivering the mail or being a trash man. But again, ya'll know who I blame for this opinion that others have.....the trickment industry and the recovery subculture. I've been a tellin ya'll, ya'll need to change this perception first, then the rest will be easy. Not that I give a shit what others think, but I do give a shit when they pass legislation to impose their morals using the treat of law to keep everyone in compliance. And just remember, Mark Foley was one of those passing legislation regulating behavior that HE deemed inappropriate. DOINKS! I know you're sad and I don't want you to be. So, I have a solution. Here are 9 steps to follow. These are but suggestions. Just follow them to the best of your ability. Remember, progress not perfection. AND I PROMISE YOU......IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT. 1. I, Madison, will be your new sponsor. 2. Drive the back roads with the dope light on looking for pastures with much activity going on. (This will be a good place to get your letters written and your slips signed as well) 3. Live a little and eat a rum ball. 4. Watch South Park Bloody episode http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody__(South_Park) 5. Go watch beelzebub attempt to partake in the secret potion 6. Don't smoke a pack of cigarettes, smoke 2 packs. And be daring, smoke INSIDE. 7. Buy some of that new energy drink called Cocaine and chuckle at how congress (those icons of moral superiority) have scolded the makers of the drink all in the name of " saving the children " . Drink it proudly! http://tinyurl.com/zu4wb 8. When your cigarettes are gone, find Willie and ask for some of his wacky tobaccy. http://tinyurl.com/lm3f2 And rest well knowing that the world will now be safe. 9. Once Willie has visitied you, sit back at your computer, fire one up and read http://www.orange-papers.org/ Now Dr. Dan, these steps are but suggestions. I hope they help. You are a good man, I can tell. Good luck to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 --- Fair enough. But heed my warning.....It won't work unless you surrender and work all of the steps I have outlined. You must work them right or face jails, institutions or death. Not necessarily in that order either. In Ethylglucuronide , DIBONA <danieldibona@...> wrote: > > You did put a chuckle under my saddle. My panties are in less of a wad. I think Ill stick to Southpark. > dan > > Dr. Dan > > Dear Dr. Dan, > It's alright to be sad, but it's even better to get pissed! Don't > pray away those resentments my friend, embrace them. Use them as a > catalyst to change this pathetic view that people have of people who > USED TO BE addicted to something. WTF, they moniter you for life? > I guess I don't know what it's like to be a Dr., but I GUARANTEE > you, I would not play THAT game. I could see doing it for a limited > amount of time, but for life? Hell, you could make as much money > delivering the mail or being a trash man. > > But again, ya'll know who I blame for this opinion that others > have.....the trickment industry and the recovery subculture. I've > been a tellin ya'll, ya'll need to change this perception first, > then the rest will be easy. Not that I give a shit what others > think, but I do give a shit when they pass legislation to impose > their morals using the treat of law to keep everyone in compliance. > And just remember, Mark Foley was one of those passing legislation > regulating behavior that HE deemed inappropriate. DOINKS! > > I know you're sad and I don't want you to be. So, I have a > solution. Here are 9 steps to follow. These are but suggestions. > Just follow them to the best of your ability. Remember, progress > not perfection. AND I PROMISE YOU......IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT. > > 1. I, Madison, will be your new sponsor. > > 2. Drive the back roads with the dope light on looking for pastures > with much activity going on. (This will be a good place to get your > letters written and your slips signed as well) > > 3. Live a little and eat a rum ball. > > 4. Watch South Park Bloody episode > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody__(South_Park) > > 5. Go watch beelzebub attempt to partake in the secret potion > > 6. Don't smoke a pack of cigarettes, smoke 2 packs. And be daring, > smoke INSIDE. > > 7. Buy some of that new energy drink called Cocaine and chuckle at > how congress (those icons of moral superiority) have scolded the > makers of the drink all in the name of " saving the children " . Drink > it proudly! > http://tinyurl.com/zu4wb > > 8. When your cigarettes are gone, find Willie and ask for > some of his wacky tobaccy. http://tinyurl.com/lm3f2 And rest well > knowing that the world will now be safe. > > 9. Once Willie has visitied you, sit back at your computer, fire > one up and read http://www.orange-papers.org/ > > Now Dr. Dan, these steps are but suggestions. I hope they help. > You are a good man, I can tell. Good luck to you. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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