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PRODUCT WARNINGSDumb and Funny Warning Labels On ProductsLiquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.Windex Do not spray in eyes. Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines.Endust Duster This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.Little Ones Baby Lotion Keep away from childrenWet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use.Stridex Foaming Face Wash May contain foam.Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a showerZantac 75 Do not take if allergic to zantac.Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause DrowsinessBic Lighter Ignite lighter away from face.Komatsu Floodlight This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the darkEarplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipeMattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallowMatches Caution: Contents may catch fire.Fix-a-Flat WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.Rain Gauge Suitable for outdoor use.RCA Television Remote Control Not Dishwasher SafePine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fireTriops Fish Food Warning: Not for human consumptionHome Depot Treated Lumber Do not consumeRoad Sign Caution water on road during rain.Camera This camera will only work when film is inside.Church Parking Lot Sign Thou shalt not parkChildren's Superman Costume Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.Slush Puppy Cup This ice may be coldNabisco Easy Cheese For best results, remove cap.Hershey's Almond Bar Warning: May contain traces of nutsHeinz Ketchup Instructions: Put on food500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required. Beach Ball CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.Chainsaw Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.Bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.Packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.String of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.Japanese food processor:Not to be used for the other use.Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. Korean kitchen knife:Warning keep out of childrenHelmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind youNew Zealand insect spray:This product not tested on animals.Cardboard windshield sun shade:Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.Infant's bathtub:Do not throw baby out with bath water.Disposable razor:Do not use this product during an earthquake. Bottle of shampoo for dogs Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. Curling IronWarning: This product can burn eyes.Hair DryerDo not use in shower.Hand-held Massaging DeviceDo not use while sleeping or unconscious.Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.A toilet at a public sports facilityRecycled flush water unsafe for drinking. Pair of shin guards made for bicyclistsShin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.Toner cartridge for a laser printerDo not eat toner.13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrowNot intended for highway use.Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.A toilet bowl cleaning brush.Do not use orally.A birthday card for a 1 year old.Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.Heated seat cushionWarning: Do not use on eyes.Electric Cattle ProdFor use on animals only.Can of air freshener.For use by trained personnel only.Silly PuttyDo not use as ear plugs.Knife sharpening stoneWarning: knives are sharp!DeodorantDo not use intimately.Rat PoisonWarning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.Portable strollerCaution: Remove infant before folding for storage.Dashboard of a mail truckLook before driving.Children's cough medicineDo not drive car or operate machinery.Sign at a railroad stationBeware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.Bottom of a supermarket dessert boxDo not turn upside down. Package of dice.Not for human consumption.Shipment of hammersMay be harmful if swallowed.Manual for an SGI computer.Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.Electric Thermometer.Do not use orally after using rectally.6x10 inch inflatable picture frameNot to be used as a personal flotation device.Box of bottle rocketsDo not put in mouth.Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snackRemove plastic before eating.Box for a car jackFor lifting purposes only.Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the oceanDo not drive cars in ocean.Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concertAlways drive on roads. Not on people.Bus StopNo stopping or standing.Laundromat triple washerNo small children.Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.Can of black pepper.Instructions: usage known.Bag of cat biscuitsSimply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.Car ManualIn order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.Espresso KettleThe appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.T.V. manualDo not pour liquids into your television set.Label on a hammer Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid objectVCR boxInstructional video on hooking up VCR included.Black rubber fishing wormNot for human consumption.Orange Juice Can:100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate. Furniture WipesDo not use for a baby wipe.LawnmowerWarning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottleDo not open here.Bottle of bathtub cleanerFor best results, start with clean bathtub before use.Container of lighter fluidWARNING: Contents flammable!Box of household nailsCAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!Woolite carpet cleanerSafe for carpets, too!SternoDo not use near fire or flame.Container of saltWarning: High in sodiumHose NozzleDo not spray into electrical outlet.Dremel Electric Rotary Tool This product not intended for use as a dental drill.Hair Coloring Do not use as an ice cream topping.Blanket from Taiwan:Not to be used as protection from a tornadoMicrowave Oven:Do not use for drying pets. Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:Not meant as substitute for human companionship.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

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