Fwd: Potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs

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I thought this would fit in a health conscious forum. <G>

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FORWARDED MESSAGE BELOW:In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs.

This substance, called "amo-bacter canis" has been linked with the following symptoms, especially in female humans:

Reluctance to cook Reluctance to perform housework Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats Reluctance to work except in support of a dog Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an addiction)

Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end.

This has been a Public Service Announcement