Guest guest Posted May 25, 2000 Report Share Posted May 25, 2000 Roflmao PMS Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else inthis house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulbis BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYSbefore they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out theywouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've beenin the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by somemiracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that theydragged from two rooms over to stand on to change theSTUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULDBE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSENO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'TALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMYTO CLEAN THIS...I'm sorry...what did you ask me?~~~~~Do you poison YOUR kids??? See this page!http://www.freeyellow.com/members8/kandyk00/index.htmlKandy - Aspiring MidwifeWife to a great man,Mother of six,Homeschooler/Home-birtherLove is the answer - Give in to God-----------------------------------------------FREE! The World's Best Email Address @email.comReserve your name now at http://www.email.com Subscription email: bowel cleanse-subscribeegroups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 25, 2000 Report Share Posted May 25, 2000 Dale, I know LMAO but what is« ROF» LMAO ??? -----Message d'origine----- De : Dale <Da_@...> À : bowel cleanseegroups <bowel cleanseegroups> Date : 24 mai, 2000 20:28 Objet : Re: PMS Roflmao PMS Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me? ~~~~~ Do you poison YOUR kids??? See this page! http://www.freeyellow.com/members8/kandyk00/index.html Kandy - Aspiring Midwife Wife to a great man, Mother of six, Homeschooler/Home-birther Love is the answer - Give in to God ----------------------------------------------- FREE! The World's Best Email Address @email.com Reserve your name now at http://www.email.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Subscription email: bowel cleanse-subscribeegroups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 25, 2000 Report Share Posted May 25, 2000 Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off. PMS Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no oneelse in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even knowthe bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREEDAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact thatthey've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did,by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chairthat they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATHIT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WEHAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKEAN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me? ~~~~~ Do you poison YOUR kids??? See this page! http://www.freeyellow.com/members8/kandyk00/index.html Kandy - Aspiring Midwife Wife to a great man, Mother of six, Homeschooler/Home-birther Love is the answer - Give in to God ----------------------------------------------- FREE! The World's Best Email Address @email.com Reserve your name now at http://www.email.com------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Subscription email: bowel cleanse-subscribeegroups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 6, 2001 Report Share Posted June 6, 2001 To all the girls! Just lol. Your friend in Tustin, CA FW: PMS 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving -- call 1-800-***-****." 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 8. You're counting down the days until menopause. 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. And if you don't suffer from any of the above, you've lost the crib or = you're in Ripleys Believe It Or Not. And the rest of us women think.......= ...NOT !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 many have had success taking a good multivitamin with extra magnesium and calcium ----Original Message Follows---- From: Nunnally <dezign4you@...> Reply-hypothyroidism hypothyroidism Subject: PMS Date: Mon, 8 Apr 2002 19:25:21 -0700 (PDT) Does anyone have any advice for PMS? I'm so tired and crabby know one wants to be around me and I'm ready to kill anyone that gets in my way! Not literally. Thanks, __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 since I starting juicing and eating raw foods, my pms symptoms have almost disappeared. I can't believe what a difference it has made. Kathy > Does anyone have any advice for PMS? I'm so tired and > crabby know one wants to be around me and I'm ready to > kill anyone that gets in my way! Not literally. > Thanks, > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 I have to agree with Kathy. About 2 weeks before my period, I try to cut out as much processed food as I can and eat lots of veggies and fish (especially the fish with the omega fatty acids). And I'm sure I'm not the only one here that will say cutting back on caffeine and sugar helps tremendously! I love coffee so much that I've found I can't cut it out completely but if I stick to one small cup in the morning, that's usually enough of a cut-back to make my PMS symptoms less horrendous. Also, exercising gets rid of a lot of my " PMS anger " . Well, I'm sure you've heard all these tips before. Someone mentioned vitamins, I think that's important as well. Good luck! >>> kcumming@... 04/09/02 07:55 AM >>> since I starting juicing and eating raw foods, my pms symptoms have almost disappeared. I can't believe what a difference it has made. Kathy > Does anyone have any advice for PMS? I'm so tired and > crabby know one wants to be around me and I'm ready to > kill anyone that gets in my way! Not literally. > Thanks, > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 Some people say evening primrose oil helps, and upping your calcium to 1,000-1500mg helps also. I take a PMS herbal tincture a few weeks before I start. Has chaste berry, wild yam and dong quai as main ingredients. Love and take care, Reneé and Jerry rja86@... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 Thanks everyone! --- rja86@... wrote: > Some people say evening primrose oil helps, and > upping your calcium to > 1,000-1500mg helps also. > I take a PMS herbal tincture a few weeks before I > start. Has chaste > berry, wild yam and dong quai as main ingredients. > > > > > > > Love and take care, > > Reneé and Jerry > rja86@... > > > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 11, 2002 Report Share Posted April 11, 2002 , After trying many, many products the only thing I have found that has really worked is Newbust. It is a hormone balancing formula and you can read all about it at http://www.newbust.com/ . This product will work for PMS, but not for PMDD. Are you sure you don't have PMDD? Celeste Nunnally wrote: > > Does anyone have any advice for PMS? I'm so tired and > crabby know one wants to be around me and I'm ready to > kill anyone that gets in my way! Not literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 In a message dated 2/13/03 6:27:57 AM Central Standard Time, riddlen71@... writes: > how do you know when you have food allergies If you had real food allergies, you would go anaphylactic and have breathing problems, need hospitalization, etc. What you have sounds like food intolerance. What that is is when you eat something, like corn, which your body is intolerant of. your body reacts by surrounding the offending molecule with water, hence the bloat. I can eat three or four bites of corn, and feel so bloated that I feel like I ate a whole meal. (and my stomach pooches out making me look pregnant!) For me this is caused by the candidia, and or leaky gut, which is also caused by the candida. Also I am a blood type O and most of my candida trigger foods are on my avoid list. the best thing to do is avoid the trigger foods, which for corn means anything processed. (they put corn syrup in everything). As far as the pulse thing goes, I notice that the swelling makes my pulse go up, since I am having such a hard time fitting in my clothes and breathing. (I swell a lot) If your breathing speeds up, your voice all of a sudden goes hoarse or you have difficulty breathing after you put on looser clothes, then you need to worry! If not, then it is just your body trying to fight the offending food and in a few hours you will feel better! Hanida Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 Hanida and Ali, Thanks for sharing the fatigue before the period info: I was completely fatigued and wiped out last month and didn't know why (thought it was a relapse). So, more iron (chicken liver pate? spinach? what other foods are rich in iron?). Can we take an iron supplement? Why an algae like spirulina? And Hanida, how do you know when you have food allergies? I have noticed after I eat corn (tortillas or popcorn) that my stomach gets bloated. My dr. mentioned measuring your pulse to see if it increases after I eat something (15 sec x 4) after the first half hour and I think he said then again an hour after? But I always forget to do this. And can we have bittersweet chocolate made with the main ingredient malitol? I've eaten some, it's really good. Haven't noticed any reactions. Only cocoa powder, almonds, which I can have, lecithin, no milk. Thanks. >Hi, >I find that when it is close to that time of the month, my iron counts go >down and I am much more tired! I am not sure if this is related, but when >I >was taking a nutrition class for my severe food allergies, they said that >the >body craves starches, or quick energy right before the menstrual cycle, and >proteins after to replenish the blood. I found that my body is like that, >and I have to force feed myself protein the week or so before, and I crave >it >after. >Or It could just be the body's way of telling us to take it easy! > >Hanida _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 Hi , >relapse). So, more iron (chicken liver pate? spinach? what other foods are >rich in iron?). The only really good source of haem iron is red meat. I don't eat red meat, though maybe I should have a little when it's heading towards that time of the month... >Can we take an iron supplement? Why an algae like spirulina? If you can find an iron supplement that's dairy, wheat, gluten and yeast free, yes you can. However, some kinds of iron supplement can make you constipated, so check with a professional. Also, taking vitamin C helps iron to absorb. ALWAYS check into it before supplementing with an individual vitamin or mineral - in most cases, it's best to supplement with an all-round multivitamin and multimineral, and then add whatever you need to that basic program. I take spirulina because it's a whole-food supplement that is rich in the B vitamins. The brand I take is organic, and easily absorbed as well. It contains all the vitamins and minerals except vitamin C, and is rich in proteins. I take it in place of a multivitamin. >And Hanida, how do you know when you have food allergies? I have noticed >after I eat corn (tortillas or popcorn) that my stomach gets bloated. I get reactions after corn too. Corn chips inflame my intestines, and eating cooked corn in a meal makes me bloat really huge! So I don't eat it anymore. Ali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 4, 2003 Report Share Posted November 4, 2003 --- beckymauldin2001 <beckymauldin@...> wrote: > > Your comment about an " otherwise healthy woman with > severe PMS " is > not accurate. There can be no such thing! I know > this because as my > PMS symptoms went away, so did all my other nagging > health problems. <rant> As I was researching endometriosis last year, the overriding message that came across to me was that painful periods are NOT normal! And yet they are treated as such by the medical profession. Doctors never try to find the root cause of PMS - they just prescribe the pill (even to 12-13 year olds!!!!) or pain killers and let us get on with it! So because doctors just fob us off, they don't even ask about other health problems. What's more, conventional medicine doesn't analyse the body holistically - they would probably come to the conclusion that the constipation was a totally separate issue from the PMS/pains, and any other bodily aches, pains, distress would also be unrelated. Something I have learnt from receiving homeopathic treatment (and I suspect this is true for a lot of other alternative therapies) is that most of these things truly are connected! </rant> Jo ________________________________________________________________________ Want to chat instantly with your online friends? Get the FREE Messenger http://mail.messenger..co.uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 PMS - Natural Ways to Soothe ItAdapted from Natural Medicine, Optimal Wellness, Many of us dread "that time of the month"--and so do our significant others! If you suffer from PMS, know that there are a few simple things you can do to alleviate the mood swings and irritability, the bloating and discomfort--physical and emotional--that come along with it. Get expert advice, here: While nobody knows for sure what causes PMS, one theory is that PMS is exacerbated by allergies. One thing we do know for sure: the following suggestions have been shown to give significant relief to those who have tried them. 1. Avoid refined sugar, caffeine, alcohol, and excessive salt intake. 2. You may also want to try eliminating dairy for a few cycles to see if it helps. 3. Try aerobic exercise. Women who tried running 1.5 miles per day 5 days a week showed significant improvement in their premenstrual symptoms. 4. Try upping your intake of the following: Vitamin B6MagnesiumCalciumVitamin EEssential Fatty Acids (flaxseed oil is a good source) Suzi What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered. health/ http://suziesgoats.wholefoodfarmacy.com/ http://360./suziesgoats Be a chatter box. Enjoy free PC-to-PC calls with Messenger with Voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 > > I am getting my first period since being on this diet and I don't > > want to kill my husband this time. Amazing! Nevermind! I hate him again! I am soooo irritable and frustrated that I almost cried today. BUT! This time it definately snuck up on me, and I wasn't as intense as I usually am at this time. I used to take wild yam progesterone cream for PMS because I thought I was estrogen dominant. What do you think of that stuff, Bee? It definately worked, but it was just a band aid for the real reason why I had so much estrogen - too much crap in the food I ate, esp. soy! > Can I post this message > in our Sucess Stories Folder??? How about when I feel like I'm truly successful, I'll write up a story about me! And I'd be happy to search the messages for the recommended brands of stuff - maybe I'll take on " skin care " since I'm all about that right now. If everyone volunteers to do just one topic, it won't take long to get a great reference file going! Look how much work Bee does for all of us! Did I read somewhere about OCD and candida overgrowth? I had some OCD tendencies as a child, and they seem to be back. Weird. Kim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 --- whippets4e4 <kim_russell@...> wrote: > Nevermind! I hate him again! I am soooo irritable > and frustrated > that I almost cried today. BUT! This time it > definately snuck up on > me, and I wasn't as intense as I usually am at this > time. I used to > take wild yam progesterone cream for PMS because I > thought I was > estrogen dominant. I've had some really bad periods myself. Actually not cramp wise or anything else physical. The periods I've had on this diet have been very mild with physical symptoms. But I have gotten VERY emotional. I think it's because we often lose weight on this diet, since so many of us are overweight, and we release hormones from our fat that affect our emotions. But once our weight normalizes so will the emotional stuff. > Did I read somewhere about OCD and candida > overgrowth? I had some OCD > tendencies as a child, and they seem to be back. > Weird. I have had nothing but improvement in my health in every area except this one. My OCD is worse than ever. I am not healed yet so I hope that when I do get there it will make a difference. I have tried most of the suggestions in the anxiety folder and they haven't worked. I personally think it's more psychological than anything. OUr ancestors wouldn't have had near the stress levels that we impose on ourselves in this modern culture. As a working/schooling mother of a toddler, I definitely feel the impact on my health with my lifestyle. I look forward to the time where my toddler gets a little older and more independent and school is finished (about a year and a half probably for both). Most of the time my job is not very high stress, but it has occassional moments, but I can handle that. In the meantime I see a therapist and exercise to deal with life stresses. Luv, Debby San , CA Website for my son Hunter Hudson, born 10/11/04: http://debbypadilla.0catch.com/hunter/ Today is the most important day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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