Re: You know you've had a MGB when.....

[Guest guest]

HI LAURIE,

mIRIAM HERE,

I did read this before but I was not ay ear out and 96 lbs less. I can

really relate now. I hope we can keep these size 8 pants. instead of 18 or 20.

7/1/03

Dr. R

250/154/150

[Guest guest]

I have posted this prior...but it is always good

to know the changes the MGB can bring into your life!

You Know When You've had an MGB When.....

*I have a “dance date " does not mean your going out.

*You have baby food in the house and no baby.

* " I'm a loser " is a good thing.

* " Welcome to the other side " doesn't include death.

* New clothes fall off in a week.

* You get excited about hand me downs.

* The scale at Wal-Mart no longer says " one at a time

please " .

* Going bald and getting wrinkles is a good thing.

* Hitting the " Century Mark " is actually a good thing.

* When your rear end no longer looks like a mudslide.

* When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip

club.

* Other women are calling you " witch " behind your

back.

* When you are glared at in the plus size department

because you don't " belong there " .

* When you really don't have a thing to wear.

* You have to prove you are the person on the drivers

license.

* You start being in the pictures not behind the

camera.

* You want to hug everyone obese and hand them your

surgeons’ card.

* You are never parted from a Gatorade bottle

* When you order a doggy bag at the same time as your

meal.

* Citrucel is your best friend.

* Being too small for your britches.

* When the only way your breast are where they belong

is to roll them up, position them in your bra and

secure with a ponytail holder.

* When you go pick up your child at school and all the

other kids say WOW you're mom is hot.

* When you got to the mall a take the first available

space instead of circling 20 minutes for one closer to

the door.

* You truly are a " cheap date " .

* When you run to the door and don't hear a flapping

sound.

* You flip your shirt to show complete strangers your

scar.

* Vitamins feel like a meal.

* You go from a 56DDDD to 32AAA in a year and didn't

have a breast reduction.

* You've just lost 100 lbs and run into a high school

friend who asks " did you change your hair? "

* You can cross your legs... both of them

* Instead of a Wonder Bra you need a Wonder Where They

Went Bra

* When your obsession from food turns to your scale.

* They no longer call 911 for the Jaws of Life to

extricate you from a turnstile.

* No more Velcro shoes

* " Checking for leaks " no longer includes your panties

* When your Stairmaster is no longer used for drying

your fine washables

* Your mother says, " You don't eat enough "

* When your doctor looks you in the eye and says, " I

know you will have success with this. "

* Having sex your husband complains that your hipbones

are poking him.

* You can wear corduroy pants without igniting a fire

* When you wave and your upper arms wave back

* You safety pin your underwear

* Someone phones and thinks your husband is sneaking

around with some skinny mistress

* Cancel your Lane Credit Card and burn the

catalog

[Guest guest]

I loved this one thanks!

Laurie R. Murray RN, DSN

Chairperson of Nursing

Cedar Crest College

100 College Drive

town, PA 18104

(610) 606-4606

fax: (610) 606-4615

This document may contain personal infromation from

a student's educational records. It is protected by the

Family Educational Rights and Privmacy Act (20 U.S.C. 1232g)

and may not be re-released without consent from the student.

>>> luv2fly19@... 8/24/04 1:33:41 PM >>>

I have posted this prior...but it is always good

to know the changes the MGB can bring into your life!

You Know When You've had an MGB When.....

*I have a " dance date " does not mean your going out.

*You have baby food in the house and no baby.

* " I'm a loser " is a good thing.

* " Welcome to the other side " doesn't include death.

* New clothes fall off in a week.

* You get excited about hand me downs.

* The scale at Wal-Mart no longer says " one at a time

please " .

* Going bald and getting wrinkles is a good thing.

* Hitting the " Century Mark " is actually a good thing.

* When your rear end no longer looks like a mudslide.

* When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip

club.

* Other women are calling you " witch " behind your

back.

* When you are glared at in the plus size department

because you don't " belong there " .

* When you really don't have a thing to wear.

* You have to prove you are the person on the drivers

license.

* You start being in the pictures not behind the

camera.

* You want to hug everyone obese and hand them your

surgeons' card.

* You are never parted from a Gatorade bottle

* When you order a doggy bag at the same time as your

meal.

* Citrucel is your best friend.

* Being too small for your britches.

* When the only way your breast are where they belong

is to roll them up, position them in your bra and

secure with a ponytail holder.

* When you go pick up your child at school and all the

other kids say WOW you're mom is hot.

* When you got to the mall a take the first available

space instead of circling 20 minutes for one closer to

the door.

* You truly are a " cheap date " .

* When you run to the door and don't hear a flapping

sound.

* You flip your shirt to show complete strangers your

scar.

* Vitamins feel like a meal.

* You go from a 56DDDD to 32AAA in a year and didn't

have a breast reduction.

* You've just lost 100 lbs and run into a high school

friend who asks " did you change your hair? "

* You can cross your legs... both of them

* Instead of a Wonder Bra you need a Wonder Where They

Went Bra

* When your obsession from food turns to your scale.

* They no longer call 911 for the Jaws of Life to

extricate you from a turnstile.

* No more Velcro shoes

* " Checking for leaks " no longer includes your panties

* When your Stairmaster is no longer used for drying

your fine washables

* Your mother says, " You don't eat enough "

* When your doctor looks you in the eye and says, " I

know you will have success with this. "

* Having sex your husband complains that your hipbones

are poking him.

* You can wear corduroy pants without igniting a fire

* When you wave and your upper arms wave back

* You safety pin your underwear

* Someone phones and thinks your husband is sneaking

around with some skinny mistress

* Cancel your Lane Credit Card and burn the

catalog

[Guest guest]

Thanks for posting this again. I lost it when my computer crashed. Thanks

for the laughs.

Re: You know you've had a MGB when.....

> I loved this one thanks!

>

> Laurie R. Murray RN, DSN

> Chairperson of Nursing

> Cedar Crest College

> 100 College Drive

> town, PA 18104

> (610) 606-4606

> fax: (610) 606-4615

> This document may contain personal infromation from

> a student's educational records. It is protected by the

> Family Educational Rights and Privmacy Act (20 U.S.C. 1232g)

> and may not be re-released without consent from the student.

>

> >>> luv2fly19@... 8/24/04 1:33:41 PM >>>

> I have posted this prior...but it is always good

> to know the changes the MGB can bring into your life!

>

> You Know When You've had an MGB When.....

>

> *I have a " dance date " does not mean your going out.

> *You have baby food in the house and no baby.

> * " I'm a loser " is a good thing.

> * " Welcome to the other side " doesn't include death.

> * New clothes fall off in a week.

> * You get excited about hand me downs.

> * The scale at Wal-Mart no longer says " one at a time

> please " .

> * Going bald and getting wrinkles is a good thing.

> * Hitting the " Century Mark " is actually a good thing.

> * When your rear end no longer looks like a mudslide.

> * When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip

> club.

> * Other women are calling you " witch " behind your

> back.

> * When you are glared at in the plus size department

> because you don't " belong there " .

> * When you really don't have a thing to wear.

> * You have to prove you are the person on the drivers

> license.

> * You start being in the pictures not behind the

> camera.

> * You want to hug everyone obese and hand them your

> surgeons' card.

> * You are never parted from a Gatorade bottle

> * When you order a doggy bag at the same time as your

> meal.

> * Citrucel is your best friend.

> * Being too small for your britches.

> * When the only way your breast are where they belong

> is to roll them up, position them in your bra and

> secure with a ponytail holder.

> * When you go pick up your child at school and all the

> other kids say WOW you're mom is hot.

> * When you got to the mall a take the first available

> space instead of circling 20 minutes for one closer to

> the door.

> * You truly are a " cheap date " .

> * When you run to the door and don't hear a flapping

> sound.

> * You flip your shirt to show complete strangers your

> scar.

> * Vitamins feel like a meal.

> * You go from a 56DDDD to 32AAA in a year and didn't

> have a breast reduction.

> * You've just lost 100 lbs and run into a high school

> friend who asks " did you change your hair? "

> * You can cross your legs... both of them

> * Instead of a Wonder Bra you need a Wonder Where They

> Went Bra

> * When your obsession from food turns to your scale.

> * They no longer call 911 for the Jaws of Life to

> extricate you from a turnstile.

> * No more Velcro shoes

> * " Checking for leaks " no longer includes your panties

> * When your Stairmaster is no longer used for drying

> your fine washables

> * Your mother says, " You don't eat enough "

> * When your doctor looks you in the eye and says, " I

> know you will have success with this. "

> * Having sex your husband complains that your hipbones

> are poking him.

> * You can wear corduroy pants without igniting a fire

> * When you wave and your upper arms wave back

> * You safety pin your underwear

> * Someone phones and thinks your husband is sneaking

> around with some skinny mistress

> * Cancel your Lane Credit Card and burn the

> catalog

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

WONDERFUL!

[Guest guest]

Now that is print-worthy!!! Thanks.

Kelli in KC

> I have posted this prior...but it is always good

> to know the changes the MGB can bring into your life!

>

> You Know When You've had an MGB When.....

>

> *I have a " dance date " does not mean your going out.

> *You have baby food in the house and no baby.

> * " I'm a loser " is a good thing.

> * " Welcome to the other side " doesn't include death.

> * New clothes fall off in a week.

> * You get excited about hand me downs.

> * The scale at Wal-Mart no longer says " one at a time

> please " .

> * Going bald and getting wrinkles is a good thing.

> * Hitting the " Century Mark " is actually a good thing.

> * When your rear end no longer looks like a mudslide.

> * When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip

> club.

> * Other women are calling you " witch " behind your

> back.

> * When you are glared at in the plus size department

> because you don't " belong there " .

> * When you really don't have a thing to wear.

> * You have to prove you are the person on the drivers

> license.

> * You start being in the pictures not behind the

> camera.

> * You want to hug everyone obese and hand them your

> surgeons' card.

> * You are never parted from a Gatorade bottle

> * When you order a doggy bag at the same time as your

> meal.

> * Citrucel is your best friend.

> * Being too small for your britches.

> * When the only way your breast are where they belong

> is to roll them up, position them in your bra and

> secure with a ponytail holder.

> * When you go pick up your child at school and all the

> other kids say WOW you're mom is hot.

> * When you got to the mall a take the first available

> space instead of circling 20 minutes for one closer to

> the door.

> * You truly are a " cheap date " .

> * When you run to the door and don't hear a flapping

> sound.

> * You flip your shirt to show complete strangers your

> scar.

> * Vitamins feel like a meal.

> * You go from a 56DDDD to 32AAA in a year and didn't

> have a breast reduction.

> * You've just lost 100 lbs and run into a high school

> friend who asks " did you change your hair? "

> * You can cross your legs... both of them

> * Instead of a Wonder Bra you need a Wonder Where They

> Went Bra

> * When your obsession from food turns to your scale.

> * They no longer call 911 for the Jaws of Life to

> extricate you from a turnstile.

> * No more Velcro shoes

> * " Checking for leaks " no longer includes your panties

> * When your Stairmaster is no longer used for drying

> your fine washables

> * Your mother says, " You don't eat enough "

> * When your doctor looks you in the eye and says, " I

> know you will have success with this. "

> * Having sex your husband complains that your hipbones

> are poking him.

> * You can wear corduroy pants without igniting a fire

> * When you wave and your upper arms wave back

> * You safety pin your underwear

> * Someone phones and thinks your husband is sneaking

> around with some skinny mistress

> * Cancel your Lane Credit Card and burn the

> catalog

[Guest guest]

What great insights! I laughed and also cried, remembering the sad pitiful side

of being so terribly " morbidly obese " . You need to send this to Trump

and every newspaper in the US. In case you have not heard, Trump

has come out publicly on National news and radio stating it is wrong for the

Medicare and Medical insurance companies to endorse and financially

support weight loss surgery, or any kind of medical assistance for obesity.

According to him, we are " morbidly obese because we are lazy, and in

denial " ! But, I suppose if I were one of the richest Americans in the country

and could afford to buy anything with zillions of dollars I could make those

kinds of statements....then again, no I would not. Sorry, I just had to sound

off

about this ignorant and misinformed radio address to the nation!

Redondo Pattie

1/13/04

330/208/???

Dr. R

> I have posted this prior...but it is always good

> to know the changes the MGB can bring into your life!

>

> You Know When You've had an MGB When.....

>

> *I have a " dance date " does not mean your going out.

> *You have baby food in the house and no baby.

> * " I'm a loser " is a good thing.

> * " Welcome to the other side " doesn't include death.

> * New clothes fall off in a week.

> * You get excited about hand me downs.

> * The scale at Wal-Mart no longer says " one at a time

> please " .

> * Going bald and getting wrinkles is a good thing.

> * Hitting the " Century Mark " is actually a good thing.

> * When your rear end no longer looks like a mudslide.

> * When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip

> club.

> * Other women are calling you " witch " behind your

> back.

> * When you are glared at in the plus size department

> because you don't " belong there " .

> * When you really don't have a thing to wear.

> * You have to prove you are the person on the drivers

> license.

> * You start being in the pictures not behind the

> camera.

> * You want to hug everyone obese and hand them your

> surgeons' card.

> * You are never parted from a Gatorade bottle

> * When you order a doggy bag at the same time as your

> meal.

> * Citrucel is your best friend.

> * Being too small for your britches.

> * When the only way your breast are where they belong

> is to roll them up, position them in your bra and

> secure with a ponytail holder.

> * When you go pick up your child at school and all the

> other kids say WOW you're mom is hot.

> * When you got to the mall a take the first available

> space instead of circling 20 minutes for one closer to

> the door.

> * You truly are a " cheap date " .

> * When you run to the door and don't hear a flapping

> sound.

> * You flip your shirt to show complete strangers your

> scar.

> * Vitamins feel like a meal.

> * You go from a 56DDDD to 32AAA in a year and didn't

> have a breast reduction.

> * You've just lost 100 lbs and run into a high school

> friend who asks " did you change your hair? "

> * You can cross your legs... both of them

> * Instead of a Wonder Bra you need a Wonder Where They

> Went Bra

> * When your obsession from food turns to your scale.

> * They no longer call 911 for the Jaws of Life to

> extricate you from a turnstile.

> * No more Velcro shoes

> * " Checking for leaks " no longer includes your panties

> * When your Stairmaster is no longer used for drying

> your fine washables

> * Your mother says, " You don't eat enough "

> * When your doctor looks you in the eye and says, " I

> know you will have success with this. "

> * Having sex your husband complains that your hipbones

> are poking him.

> * You can wear corduroy pants without igniting a fire

> * When you wave and your upper arms wave back

> * You safety pin your underwear

> * Someone phones and thinks your husband is sneaking

> around with some skinny mistress

> * Cancel your Lane Credit Card and burn the

> catalog

[Guest guest]

You know when you've had MGB when .....

After getting smaller pants, belt and shirts, you also need smaller

sized shoes.

After being alone for 17 years you decide, " you know, one of these

days, some nice lady might want to spend time with this worn out ol'

hide. "

Mike

> I have posted this prior...but it is always good

> to know the changes the MGB can bring into your life!

>

> You Know When You've had an MGB When.....

>

> *I have a " dance date " does not mean your going out.

> *You have baby food in the house and no baby.

> * " I'm a loser " is a good thing.

> * " Welcome to the other side " doesn't include death.

> * New clothes fall off in a week.

> * You get excited about hand me downs.

> * The scale at Wal-Mart no longer says " one at a time

> please " .

> * Going bald and getting wrinkles is a good thing.

> * Hitting the " Century Mark " is actually a good thing.

> * When your rear end no longer looks like a mudslide.

> * When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip

> club.

> * Other women are calling you " witch " behind your

> back.

> * When you are glared at in the plus size department

> because you don't " belong there " .

> * When you really don't have a thing to wear.

> * You have to prove you are the person on the drivers

> license.

> * You start being in the pictures not behind the

> camera.

> * You want to hug everyone obese and hand them your

> surgeons' card.

> * You are never parted from a Gatorade bottle

> * When you order a doggy bag at the same time as your

> meal.

> * Citrucel is your best friend.

> * Being too small for your britches.

> * When the only way your breast are where they belong

> is to roll them up, position them in your bra and

> secure with a ponytail holder.

> * When you go pick up your child at school and all the

> other kids say WOW you're mom is hot.

> * When you got to the mall a take the first available

> space instead of circling 20 minutes for one closer to

> the door.

> * You truly are a " cheap date " .

> * When you run to the door and don't hear a flapping

> sound.

> * You flip your shirt to show complete strangers your

> scar.

> * Vitamins feel like a meal.

> * You go from a 56DDDD to 32AAA in a year and didn't

> have a breast reduction.

> * You've just lost 100 lbs and run into a high school

> friend who asks " did you change your hair? "

> * You can cross your legs... both of them

> * Instead of a Wonder Bra you need a Wonder Where They

> Went Bra

> * When your obsession from food turns to your scale.

> * They no longer call 911 for the Jaws of Life to

> extricate you from a turnstile.

> * No more Velcro shoes

> * " Checking for leaks " no longer includes your panties

> * When your Stairmaster is no longer used for drying

> your fine washables

> * Your mother says, " You don't eat enough "

> * When your doctor looks you in the eye and says, " I

> know you will have success with this. "

> * Having sex your husband complains that your hipbones

> are poking him.

> * You can wear corduroy pants without igniting a fire

> * When you wave and your upper arms wave back

> * You safety pin your underwear

> * Someone phones and thinks your husband is sneaking

> around with some skinny mistress

> * Cancel your Lane Credit Card and burn the

> catalog

[Guest guest]

You go, Mike! I'm sure there is a lovely person out there who would love

to meet you! Good Luck!

Re: You know you've had a MGB when.....

> You know when you've had MGB when .....

>

> After getting smaller pants, belt and shirts, you also need smaller

> sized shoes.

>

> After being alone for 17 years you decide, " you know, one of these

> days, some nice lady might want to spend time with this worn out ol'

> hide. "

>

> Mike

>

>

>

>

> > I have posted this prior...but it is always good

> > to know the changes the MGB can bring into your life!

> >

> > You Know When You've had an MGB When.....

> >

> > *I have a " dance date " does not mean your going out.

> > *You have baby food in the house and no baby.

> > * " I'm a loser " is a good thing.

> > * " Welcome to the other side " doesn't include death.

> > * New clothes fall off in a week.

> > * You get excited about hand me downs.

> > * The scale at Wal-Mart no longer says " one at a time

> > please " .

> > * Going bald and getting wrinkles is a good thing.

> > * Hitting the " Century Mark " is actually a good thing.

> > * When your rear end no longer looks like a mudslide.

> > * When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip

> > club.

> > * Other women are calling you " witch " behind your

> > back.

> > * When you are glared at in the plus size department

> > because you don't " belong there " .

> > * When you really don't have a thing to wear.

> > * You have to prove you are the person on the drivers

> > license.

> > * You start being in the pictures not behind the

> > camera.

> > * You want to hug everyone obese and hand them your

> > surgeons' card.

> > * You are never parted from a Gatorade bottle

> > * When you order a doggy bag at the same time as your

> > meal.

> > * Citrucel is your best friend.

> > * Being too small for your britches.

> > * When the only way your breast are where they belong

> > is to roll them up, position them in your bra and

> > secure with a ponytail holder.

> > * When you go pick up your child at school and all the

> > other kids say WOW you're mom is hot.

> > * When you got to the mall a take the first available

> > space instead of circling 20 minutes for one closer to

> > the door.

> > * You truly are a " cheap date " .

> > * When you run to the door and don't hear a flapping

> > sound.

> > * You flip your shirt to show complete strangers your

> > scar.

> > * Vitamins feel like a meal.

> > * You go from a 56DDDD to 32AAA in a year and didn't

> > have a breast reduction.

> > * You've just lost 100 lbs and run into a high school

> > friend who asks " did you change your hair? "

> > * You can cross your legs... both of them

> > * Instead of a Wonder Bra you need a Wonder Where They

> > Went Bra

> > * When your obsession from food turns to your scale.

> > * They no longer call 911 for the Jaws of Life to

> > extricate you from a turnstile.

> > * No more Velcro shoes

> > * " Checking for leaks " no longer includes your panties

> > * When your Stairmaster is no longer used for drying

> > your fine washables

> > * Your mother says, " You don't eat enough "

> > * When your doctor looks you in the eye and says, " I

> > know you will have success with this. "

> > * Having sex your husband complains that your hipbones

> > are poking him.

> > * You can wear corduroy pants without igniting a fire

> > * When you wave and your upper arms wave back

> > * You safety pin your underwear

> > * Someone phones and thinks your husband is sneaking

> > around with some skinny mistress

> > * Cancel your Lane Credit Card and burn the

> > catalog

>

>

>

>

>

>