what to do with a bad Ames?

[Guest guest]

Dear List --

See this lovely lady to my left? It's Ames. Wave hi, Ames. (Ames waves

hi.)

See this wet noodle to my right? It's for Ames.

<thrash, thrash, thrash>

See the " to " line on the reply page on the website? This is

where Ames will be taking remedial courses in " public " and " private. "

Feel free to send her lunch; I have a feeling she's in for a long day.

I understand diet Dr. Pepper is a favorite beverage choice.

Ames has now been publicly humiliated and I've had fun. We're not

getting rid of her simply because she's cute and that has pull with me.

If you don't want a public thrashing with my wet noodle, please let's

be a bit more aware of what is public & what is private. If there are

questions on how to make sure you are sending correctly, please

contact your local moderators. This is what we are here for and we are

happy to help.

Rose

ps -- for those that do want a public wet-noodle thrashing (FRED),

you're sicker than I am.

[Guest guest]

I am not Fred but thrash me baby...

Chass Brown A.K.A.

Charinthalis Del Sans of the portable chariot. 

Honorable Recruiter of the House of the Red Shark.

Rear Admiral Northern Region Ansteorran Royal Navy -      Ship the

Red  Shark.  Muddeler of Mead

what to do with a bad Ames?

Dear List --

Rose

ps -- for those that do want a public wet-noodle thrashing (FRED),

you're sicker than I am.

[Guest guest]

Gee Fred....what about jello fighting?

Apryl

[Guest guest]

Dam! Dam! Dam! Just when I thought I was in for mental ecstasy via physical

stimulation from Rose, I find I don't qualify!

The problem with qualifying or NOT qualifying for the wet-noodle thrashing,

is the lack of uniformity throughout the lists, regarding replies.

When one hits the " Reply " button, some lists send it to the original writer,

some globally! AND, as in this list case, the rule has changed several

times.

The trouble is, (as in this particular case) one is so keen TO reply, one

merely hits the " To " button! Then one finds one has an involuntary bowel

movement when one sees a private reply promulgated around the world!

We've ALL done it, and it will always happen.

So, Rose, keep the wet noodles soaking! There WILL be another opportunity

to use them.

Rose, I love your vegetarian version of flagellation!

BIG HUGS

Fred

what to do with a bad Ames?

Rose

ps -- for those that do want a public wet-noodle thrashing (FRED),

you're sicker than I am.

[Guest guest]

Oy! Get in line!!!!!!! I don't want no second hand wet noodles thrashing me!

Hell, yer never know what I might catch off yer!

Fred! Chief recipient of Rose Thrashings!

RE: what to do with a bad Ames?

I am not Fred but thrash me baby...

[Guest guest]

What color/flavor and where???? =)

Angels

[Guest guest]

Darling, if it means finally getting to grips with you after all these years,

then yer, bring it on!

Fred, lover and admirer of Apryl

Re: what to do with a bad Ames?

Gee Fred....what about jello fighting?

Apryl

[Guest guest]

The reason for the change, dear Fred, is that many people were complaining

that nasty private responses to a post were being sent to them. By having

the replies go directly to the list, the responder can do so thru the list,

and if they can't use common courtesy, so be it.

Whims, co-moderator

_____

From: dwarfism [mailto:dwarfism ] On Behalf

Of Fred Short

Sent: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 4:45 AM

dwarfism

Subject: Re: what to do with a bad Ames?

Dam! Dam! Dam! Just when I thought I was in for mental ecstasy via physical

stimulation from Rose, I find I don't qualify!

The problem with qualifying or NOT qualifying for the wet-noodle thrashing,

is the lack of uniformity throughout the lists, regarding replies.

When one hits the " Reply " button, some lists send it to the original writer,

some globally! AND, as in this list case, the rule has changed several

times.

The trouble is, (as in this particular case) one is so keen TO reply, one

merely hits the " To " button! Then one finds one has an involuntary bowel

movement when one sees a private reply promulgated around the world!

We've ALL done it, and it will always happen.

So, Rose, keep the wet noodles soaking! There WILL be another opportunity

to use them.

Rose, I love your vegetarian version of flagellation!

BIG HUGS

Fred

what to do with a bad Ames?

Rose

ps -- for those that do want a public wet-noodle thrashing (FRED),

you're sicker than I am.

===

[Guest guest]

" Dear Fred " ey? Hmmmm, so you DO love me after all :-)))))

Now, I wonder who would EVER send a nasty response privately????????

Fred, fancy fell of the co-moderator

what to do with a bad Ames?

Rose

ps -- for those that do want a public wet-noodle thrashing (FRED),

you're sicker than I am.

===

[Guest guest]

Maybe you should be required to bring your own noodle?

Patty

PS~ I DON'T know how to send the responses privately now~ they ALL go public!!

Can we please go back to the way it was? How do I " Copy and paste " , etc~ what is

that? I have been managing very well up to now without doing any of that. I am

completely self taught, or NOT, in this case!

RE: what to do with a bad Ames?

I am not Fred but thrash me baby...